Open the next book "Guide to Business and Selling Corruption [E-Sports]"
The mouth is disgusting, the body is upright and the vagina is wet × the emotional fool is a heartthrob
Bai Chu and Lu Zhixing are the only S-class Alphas in the university, but they are mortal enemies.
There are two reasons.
1: Good friends who have broken up are like lovers who have broken up. They dislike each other.
Two: Lu Zhixing loves competing with him and chatting with people who have pursued him.
Bai Chu was furious to death. After being instigated by a friend, A pretended to be flirting with Lu Zhixing, planning to wait for someone to tell him the truth and make him angry to death.
But he doesn't know how to fall in love at all, so he sent a self-destructive friend request.
"Hello, classmate Lu, my confession to Bai Chu was rejected. I'll do the next best thing and pursue you. Don't be ungrateful."
Lu Zhixing passed in seconds.
Lu Zhixing: Who are you? Why do you like Baichu? What do you like about Baichu? When did you pursue him?
Bai Chu rolled his eyes, haha, this man knows how to compete.
At first, Bai Chu studied the diary of O God on the Internet every day to catch men, but Lu Zhixing refused to give in. This plan became a daily battle with Lu Zhixing's strange yin and yang.
Later, he posted a photo showing the middle finger.
After that, Lu Zhixing became very gentle and doted on him no matter how unreasonably he made trouble. Tell him bedtime stories, buy him small cakes, and beat anyone who bullies him across the country.
Seeing Lu Zhixing like this, Bai Chu felt guilty in his heart.
After choosing to delete alone, Bai Chu discovered Lu Zhixing's unknown secret.
They lived in the same dormitory, but they didn't know that the bite stopper he had bitten, the missing underwear, and the half-eaten lollipop were all neatly arranged in Lu Zhixing's cabinet.
Bai Chu couldn't figure it out, so he packed up his things and ran away.
One day, Baichu was pinned to the bed and was not allowed to get up until early the next morning.
Lu Zhixing: Want to run away again?
Bai Chu: Don't run! My waist is weak, my legs are weak, I can't run!
Lu Zhixing: I think my mouth still has strength.
Bai Chu:? ! ! !
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Open the next book and open the "Business Guide to Selling Corruption [E-Sports]"
During the transfer period, Ye Duo moved from a popular team to TWB, which couldn't even get a starting spot.
Fans cried out for him, thinking he was being bullied.
Ye Duo replied lightly: Put some pressure on yourself.
Fan: Wow, the baby is great! Always challenge yourself!
Black fans: The original team must have been unable to bear it and drove this curser away.
Although there were rumors outside, Ye Duo actually came to TWB for no other reason. He and TWB captain Ling Feng were old friends, so he stopped by to help out.
But after Ye Duo repeatedly approached Ling Feng to reminisce about the past, to no avail, he began to suspect that his relationship with Ling Feng was all his imagination.
The day after he and Ling Feng had a conflict and ran away in anger, the team manager sent him a document.
"A Guide to Selling Corruption in Business."
Ye Duo:?
Manager: The team can't make ends meet, so we have to resort to prostitution.
Ye Duo: I am a first-line player! How can you sell rotten food!
*
Because it was revealed that Ye Duo had a bad relationship with Ling Feng, he was also the most popular player, and he was still in the same team, and the fans of the two families were at loggerheads.
But one day, the station sister sent a photo.
It was a photo of Ling Feng handing a hat to Ye Duo. In the photo, the two people were very close to each other. The hats just covered their mouths. The warm light shone on their faces, which was full of ambiguity.
Two fans who are arguing:?
Later in the live broadcast, Ye Duo explained: We are running a business together. To be honest, I don't know how to sell curd, so how can I sell it?
Barrage: Just calm down.
*
One day, two people who were addicted to selling rotten food had an accident and slept in the same bed.
Ye Duo was awakened by the manager's news in his sleep.
Manager: Hey, hey, hey! You have been without wheat for a day! The team is almost at a loss to uncover the pot.
Ye Duo was lying on the bed, very sleepy, so he took a selfie and sent it to WB.
In the photo, he was lying on the bed with messy hair and hickeys all over his body, his eyes half closed, and next to him was Ye Feng's wrist guard.
Millions of likes instantly hit the internet.
Immediately afterwards, Ling Feng also posted a blog.
TWB Ling Feng: Thank you for your hard work, I love you @TWB Ye Duo.
Ling Feng fans: Taking advantage of the idol while the business is running is disgusting.
Cp powder: sleeping powder! Stimulate!
Fans of Ye Duo: With so many injuries, Ling Feng took advantage of the business to bully the new team members, how vicious!
CP fans: Forced love! Perfect!
Cp: The two of them are so perfect for each other!
Fans of the two families: Are you special? !
Intention: Good things need to be grasped by oneself and cannot rely on others
Reader comments
Who knows what a cool heroine Bu Rong is, beheading is equivalent to whack-a-mole! ! ! ! ! Without blinking! I can't find any fault in saying that she is kind and strange. The most impactful thing is that she cut her legs with a saw and was stunned.
Really well written
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Who knows what a cool heroine Bu Rong is, beheading is equivalent to whack-a-mole! ! ! ! ! Without blinking! I can't find any fault in saying that she is kind and strange. The most impactful thing is that she cut her legs with a saw and was stunned.
Really well written
Will it be updated again? Squatting [rabbit head with vertical ears]
He is indeed a stream of consciousness master! !