Ditch History Will Eventually Become a Historical Legend

Gong Cun, an ordinary lover of Gouzi literature. When I have nothing to do, I write some wild history that makes people say it is too wild. After writing it, I can't help but laugh out loud. As long as it's ridiculous enough, no one will believe it's true. "Why did Du Mu write, "The concubine laughed when she was riding in the mortal world, and no one knew it was lychee." The word "lychee" was actually a taboo against Li Zhi, Emperor Gaozong of the Tang Dynasty! Concubine Yang laughed because Li Longji was actually willing to tie up his sick grandfather with a red rope and give it to her as a gift. This is a romantic act like a beacon fire play on the princes!" [Li Zhi·Red Rope Binding. Jpg] During the Tianbao period, Li Longji received a courier. When he opened the package, he saw that it was his grandfather who had died many years ago and was bound by a red rope. Li Longji:? ? ? Li Zhi:? ? ? "Why did Song Huizong and Song Qinzong still have children after the Northern Hunting? Let me comment in detail here. It is said that the father and son were so beautiful that even the middle-aged lady still had charm. After they were kidnapped, they let the Jin people spend their spring nights in the hibiscus tent. The hormonal imbalance actually changed their gender. Every child they gave birth to was 100% pure biological children." "Why did the Jin Army search the mountains and seas to arrest Zhao Gou? It is said that Zhao Gou was enjoyed by the entire Jin Army when he was serving as a hostage. He finally couldn't bear the humiliation and ran away in a hurry. The Jin Army Shimizhiwei pursued him relentlessly. If he escaped, they could not fly." Song Huizong, Song Qinzong and his son noticed that the Jin man's eyes had changed. They were no longer interested in the captured women, and instead touched their bodies with their hands. Zhao Gou didn't want to sleep anymore, and dreamed of going back to the Jin Army camp every day, but compared to his real experience, everything was much more absurd. Gong Cun (touching his chin): Let me think about who to arrange next? The unofficial history in this article is purely fabricated. It is made up now and is wild and tacky. It is neither scientific nor historical. It is pure torture and contempt for people × Intention: Good will be rewarded with good and evil will be rewarded with evil