
Wear the Spell, but Kill the Monkey on the Spot
穿咒术,但杀猴现场
by Shu Yi (澍以)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 283k Words
- Chapters
- 86
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Theme
- Other Fanworks
- POV
- Female Lead
- Age rating
- 18+
- Updated
- 10h ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Honours
Synopsis
Copywriting: Good news: The plane crashed, and I traveled through time and managed to survive. Bad news: We are living in a cursed world with extremely high mortality rate. Good news: I met Jie. Bad news: I met Jiao Zujie. And I, Chiaki Rina, am a non-spell master in the eyes of Professor Zujie, referred to as "Monkey". The current situation is: I accidentally stumbled into the scene where monkeys (crossed out) were ordinary people persecuting young magicians. And Jiao Zujie went on a killing spree, and monkeys (crossed out) and ordinary people were bitten and killed one by one by the curse spirit that I couldn't see. It will be my turn soon... At the critical moment, I shouted: "I'm pregnant." Jiao Zujie was indifferent, maybe he was proud of the monkey killing one and getting one free? I made a bold statement: "The child was discovered by your close friend 5T5. Let me go and the child will recognize you as his godfather." — A hundred ghosts walk at night, in the alley of the College. 5T5 Wu: "Do you have any last words?" Leader Jie: "Well, it's a pity that I couldn't hear your child call me godfather." 5T5 Wu:? He glanced at me who was rushing over, and suddenly said to Xia You: "Liar! It's such a righteous thing as you promised, but Jie, you actually went to get a wife and have a baby!" Leader Jie showed an expression as he had cleaned up the mess for his best friend Satoru many years ago: "The child is yours, Satoru!" 5T5 Wu: "You're a bad guy with weird bangs and squinting eyes! You still want to slander me before you die. You can see clearly with your six eyes. The child is yours." At this time, a blue light rose up from behind me and swallowed me. I vaguely heard [the spell is activated... Time goes back...] Reading tips: 1. OOC warning, if you feel uncomfortable, please return and delete it. 2. CP is Xia Youjun. Preview of "There Are So Many Mental Illnesses in the World" Copywriting: Okay, I admit, I was not only mentally ill in my previous life, but also in this life. However, my life has gotten much better. Although I still have auditory and visual hallucinations, I can control my behavior, emotions, and thinking, and my social interactions are normal. No one can see that I am a mental patient. In my previous life, my career as a social animal led to schizophrenia. In this life, I chose to work with cats and dogs and become a veterinarian. Unfortunately, the best veterinary program in the world is at the University of Tokyo, so I can only reluctantly leave Hokkaido, the place where I was born. Living in Tokyo is not easy! There is a lot of stress and a lot of mental illness. I saw people cosplaying giant pandas from China during the summer, teenagers with spiral tattoos on their lips and tongues, girls with ponytails wearing glasses, men wearing spotted ties and so on! Good guy, this group of people were dancing wildly in the air under the blue sky, and they were also slashing wildly with knives. In response, I called the police. Crazy! Can you be more conscious like me and get treatment if you are sick? Are you still wandering around after a seizure? You have to be caught! I also met a weak boy who was being bullied. When I was about to act bravely, he told me to leave quickly, saying that if I came near him, his girlfriend would be angry. Neuropathy! I wish them well! Forget all this, it doesn't really disturb my life, but being entangled with mental illness is really bad. That crab-leg leader wearing cassock! Don't come over here! I really don't have the money to join the church and become your family. What? Don't want money? Send me money again? Very good, we are a family now. Pre-collection: "The Favorite of the Spell Group Is Actually Me!" Copywriting: I, Sato Eri, have an ordinary name, an ordinary life, and have been single since birth. My little tamer comforted me, "Don't be impatient, it must be that Eri's destined child hasn't appeared yet." I believe it! And secretly looking forward to it. Sure enough, Xiaotong Rancheng will not deceive me! Appeared one after another around me: Male Guest No. 1: The gentle Xiayou leader with considerable assets, tolerance and consideration, and many followers. (Be aware that monks with assets in Neon are great husband candidates.) Male Guest No. 2: The cool and dashing Gojo teacher who was born into a noble family, is the heir to the family, and is loved by his students. (Established teaching positions... Are very stable.) Male Guest No. 3: A sports-handsome man with pink hair who is full of energy, enthusiasm or domineering and charming. (He seems to be a schizophrenic patient, but the two personalities... Are so contrasting! So astringent.) Thanks to them, I suddenly learned that there is a world of magic in this world, and I am not afraid at all. Because no matter when and where, no matter how brutally they fought, they would always send me off the battlefield gently with a tacit understanding. Ah~ I heard that they are all strong men, and they all love me so much. I didn't expect that the darling of the spell group would be me! Which one is better to choose? So confused... — Xiayou Cult Leader Damn monkey! Made me play "Hundred Demons Night Journey" over a dozen times! Lord Su Nuo Damn woman! I made him tear a shirt to pieces a dozen times and say the same sentence a dozen times! ! (Polygonum cuspidatum on the rooftop: Great, I saved my clothes.) Teacher Gojo Interesting woman! But it's really boring to do a task more than ten times~ Tag: The heroine has a secondary disease and a love brain! Intention: There are infinite possibilities and infinite paths in life.
完了,我就记得几个了。不过也正常,因为我文化沙漠,纯靠大大当科普看了
Woohoo, I've looked at it several times and I haven't seen it yet [crying]
The content of the previous chapter should appear in Haitang, hahaha. When I read it, I felt like it was going to be locked. Sure enough.
A thousand words can't express my feelings, I can only try my best to water you with nutrient solution. You can feel my endless affection!
Fortunately, I can see quickly [dog head]
When will the baby be born? [Loading] thinking
Ask me how deeply I love you, the nutrient solution represents my heart~
Freshly baked nutrient solution is here! Catch it quickly, I have to be full of energy to write today~
Manual star eye. I'll give you more water, and please grow stronger, little sapling.
问我爱你有多深,营养液代表我的心~
Nutrient solution +1! Great update also +1!
A new day! New nutrient solution! Come on, code!
I saved up "Expedited Nutritional Solution" for Da Da. Remember to take a sip when you stay up late typing~
Nutrient solution signal has been detected in the code word area, please pay close attention to checking.
Nutrient solution signal has been detected in the code word area, please pay close attention to checking.
一天看完了哭死
Today's inspirational fuel is being injected into the author, please sign for the "nutrient solution"~
[紫糖]kswl 营养液在手,加更有木有?!
Manual star eye. I'll give you more water, and please grow stronger, little sapling.
Snort! ! Look, since you work so hard to update, I'll give you more nutrient solution! Yes, come on! ! !
Manual star eye. I'll give you more water, and please grow stronger, little sapling.
So it's better to watch Conan, right? Couldn't the 14-year-old researcher be Shirley?
Will a towering tree grow if you pour nutrient solution into a small tree pit?
The new nutrient solution is here~ Come on, come on, come on!
Ding ding ding, your nutrient solution has arrived, please update to check!
Today's inspirational fuel is being injected into the author, please sign for the "nutrient solution"~
Manual star eye. I'll give you more water, and please grow stronger, little sapling.
码字加油,营养液管够!
Finished scattering flowers, wait for the extra chapter [dog head holding roses] [dog head holding roses] [dog head holding roses]
Bottles of nutrient solution inject full vitality!