Transmigrating Into Jujutsu, but It’s a Monkey-Slaying Scene

Blurb: Good news: The plane crashed, and I transmigrated, surviving by the skin of my teeth. Bad news: I landed in the world of jujutsu, where the death rate is sky-high. Good news: I met Geto. Bad news: I met cult leader Geto. And I, Chimu Rina, am a non-sorcerer in the eyes of cult leader Geto, otherwise known as a “monkey.” Here’s the situation: I accidentally stumbled into a scene where monkeys (crossed out) ordinary people were tormenting a young sorcerer. Cult leader Geto went on a killing spree, and the monkeys (crossed out) ordinary people were torn apart one after another by curses I couldn’t see. Soon, it would be my turn... At the last possible moment, I shouted, “I’m pregnant.” Cult leader Geto was unmoved. Maybe he was even pleased at the chance to kill two monkeys with one stone? So I hit him with the big one: “The father is your best friend, 5T5 Gojo. Let me go, and the child can call you godfather.” Night Parade of a Hundred Demons, a back alley near Jujutsu High. 5T5 Gojo: “Any last words?” Cult leader Geto: “Well, it’s a little disappointing I never got to hear your child call me godfather.” 5T5 Gojo: “?” He glanced at me as I hurried over, then abruptly said to Geto, “You liar! So much for your great cause. You actually went off and got married and had a kid, Geto!” Cult leader Geto made the same expression he’d worn years ago while cleaning up his best friend Gojo’s mess. “The kid is yours, Gojo!” 5T5 Gojo: “You greasy-haired, squinty-eyed bastard! You’re slandering me on your deathbed? The Six Eyes can see perfectly well. The kid is yours.” Just then, a blue light rose up behind me and swallowed me whole. I vaguely heard, 【Technique activated... time reversal...】 Please note: 1. OOC warning. If it bothers you, please go back and close the page. 2. The CP is Geto. Coming soon: So Many People Are Mentally Ill in This World Blurb: All right, I admit it. I was mentally ill in my past life, and I am in this one too. But things are much better this time. I still hear and see things, but I can control my behavior, emotions, and thoughts, and I function normally in social situations. No one can tell I’m mentally ill anymore. My life as an overworked corporate drone in my past life led to schizophrenia, so this time I chose to work with cats and dogs and become a veterinarian. Unfortunately, the best veterinary program in all of Japan is at the University of Tokyo, so I had to tearfully leave the place where I was born in this life: Hokkaido. It’s so expensive to live in Tokyo! The pressure is intense, and there are so many mentally ill people. I see a boy cosplaying as a Chinese giant panda in the middle of summer, a boy with spiral tattoos around his lips and on his tongue, a ponytailed girl in glasses, an office worker wearing a polka-dot tie, and so on and so forth! Good grief, these people are dancing wildly at the air in broad daylight, even swinging knives around. I immediately called the police. What the hell is wrong with them? Can’t they be responsible like me and get treatment if they’re ill? Having an episode and wandering around? You deserve to be arrested! I also ran into a frail-looking boy being bullied. When I was about to step in, he told me to run, saying his girlfriend would get angry if I went near him. What a nutcase! I hope they stay together forever! All that was fine. It didn’t really interfere with my life. But being pestered by someone who’s mentally ill is another matter. You, the crab-legged cult leader in the Buddhist robe! Don’t come any closer! I really don’t have money to join your cult and become one of your family. What? It’s free? You’re paying me? Great, we’re family now. Coming soon: The Jujutsu World’s Beloved Is Me! Blurb: I’m Sato Eri. I have an ordinary name, an ordinary life, and I’ve been single since birth. My childhood friend comforted me: “Don’t rush. Your destined one just hasn’t shown up yet, Eri.” I believed him! I even secretly looked forward to it. Sure enough, my childhood friend never lies! One after another, these men appeared in my life: Bachelor No. 1: Cult Leader Geto, gentle and considerate, with plenty of assets and countless followers. (You know, monks with assets make excellent husbands in Japan.) Bachelor No. 2: Teacher Gojo, cool and stylish, born into a prestigious family, heir to the clan, and adored by his students. (A stable teaching job with tenure... sounds pretty good.) Bachelor No. 3: A handsome, pink-haired jock, full of energy and passion, or overbearingly dominant, with a seductive, wicked charm. (He seems to have split personality disorder, but two personalities... the contrast! So hot.) Thanks to them, I learned all at once that there’s a hidden world of jujutsu, but I wasn’t scared at all. Because no matter where we are or when it happens, no matter how fiercely they fight, they always work together to gently escort me off the battlefield. Ahhh, I hear they’re all strong, and they all love me so much. I can’t believe I’m the beloved of the jujutsu world! Which one should I choose? This is so hard... 【Cult Leader Geto】 Damn monkey! She’s made my Night Parade of a Hundred Demons start over more than a dozen times! 【Lord Sukuna】 Damn woman! She’s torn his shirt to shreds more than a dozen times and made him repeat the same line more than a dozen times!! (Yuji Itadori on the rooftop: Thank goodness, my clothes are safe.) 【Teacher Gojo】 What an interesting woman! But doing the same mission more than a dozen times is really boring, you know~ Tags: The heroine has chuunibyou and is love-struck! Theme: Life has infinite possibilities and infinite paths.