"Attention: Purely male guides women, the writing style is funny and inappropriate."
"Why are you here?"
"Dumo, save her."
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Xia Xi, a male college student, was laughing so hard.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he came to the script he played in modern times - a fantasy world where women are superior to men and is divided into three realms.
It's a pity that he is not a chivalrous monster hunter, nor a god from the heaven, but a... Low-level male favorite given to the demon world by the human world.
Fei Feiyao (System): Welcome to the parasite world where women are superior to men. The person you need to transform into is the heartless and murderous witch Ni Ziluan.
Xia Xi: This is fun, come on, come on!
Fei Feiyao (System): You need to become the witch's male favorite through the draft, fight in the palace, get pregnant and give birth to a child, go through a love disaster to make her fall in love with you, and then shoot her to death with a red arrow.
"What! A man here wants to get pregnant and give birth to a child?!"
"You also have to experience family affection and love, which is divided into three copies: the evil father-in-law versus the money-worshiping and cunning son-in-law, the childhood sweetheart encounters robbery, and the desperate mandarin duck catching the monster."
Xia Xi: What a bloody old trick, kill her, get rid of her anger and I can go home?
Fei Feiyao (System): Yes, a warm reminder, it is difficult to transform into a witch. Before this, hundreds of mortals have failed.
At first, he just regarded it as a game.
When it was over, he was not only distraught but also heartbroken.
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Ni Ziluan is an invincible witch with no heart or heart. According to rumors, she is green-faced, fanged, and extremely ferocious. She makes a living by sucking human blood and essence all day long. She uses human baby girls as snacks and as meals for little fairy children. She is doted on by tens of thousands of men in the harem. She is a wicked and troublesome demon.
Despite this, there were still a lot of men who came forward one after another, but they all ended up miserable.
Only one person broke this game, but it seemed like he didn't.
There was only one person who got her sincerity, but it seemed like he didn't.
Ni Ziluan still remembers that when thousands of people and immortals wanted her to die, only that person stood beside her, with a sincere and firm look in her eyes: "I came to save her from the devil, not to kill her and spurn her."
Xia Xi still remembers that the heartless Ni Ziluan would pray sincerely when he died: "This is my first time to worship God. I just pray that he will be safe and sound and live a long life."
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The story of a scumbag man conquering a scumbag girl.
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Tips before reading:
1. The article in this article that men can get pregnant and have children is purely fabricated. Do not bring it into reality, and do not create antagonism between men and women. I wrote this article just because I thought it was interesting and fun.
2. Regarding Shuang Jie: Women are inferior to men and they still care about whether they are clean or not. Anyway, as long as the male protagonist is clean.
3. The witch Ni Ziluan is very powerful. She can destroy the world with just a finger, but she can also control her heart.
4. Pure men attack women, not the other way around. Weibo@ bandits, welcome to come and play with me~
Purpose: In a topsy-turvy world, you can still maintain a kind heart
