"You are the only one who returns to the national service, Minato, you idiot"
"Can you play Uchiha Madara? Do you know what it means to be in chaos in the ninja world, and Uchiha has the final say?"
"Touch your head, touch your head, be a good son."
"I am your father!"
Purpose: When you meet your opponent in chess, turn your enemy into a friend.