Chu Xuan is the youngest apprentice in his sect. When he went down the mountain to catch ghosts for the first time, he fell into the conspiracy of others and traveled to the 21st century. Looking at the strange environment around him, he thought he would be able to find his way back to the mountain soon, until he finally couldn't hold on anymore after being hungry for three days under the bridge.
As a result, he didn't have anything to eat from morning to night. When he was sitting on the roadside cursing people, he saw the female ghost behind Xun Yize who wanted to have a secret marriage with him, and the only condition for helping him was to live in the house and provide enough food every day. When Xun Yize heard that there was no money required, he immediately agreed.
As a result, every time I come home, I will see that my furniture has been brutally murdered and the refrigerator door has been removed.
The pot lid that exploded to the ceiling and the darkened kitchen cost more than hiring him to get rid of ghosts.
Until he found out that Chu Xuan was killing ghosts for ten thousand a day: "Big boss, please help me."
Chu Xuan: "I don't know how to carry anything."
Xun Yize: "As long as you are willing to teach me, I will learn horoscopes."
With Xun Yize's unremitting efforts, Chu Xuan finally agreed. The next second, Xun Yize called to quit his damn job. His behavior was so quick that Chu Xuan was stunned.
Just when they were still thinking about where to catch ghosts, the Alien Control Bureau found them.
Xun Yize: "How much does it cost per month? My Chu Xuan is not something ordinary people can afford."
Abnormality Control Bureau: "Sixty thousand per month."
Xun Yize: "Follow the Alien Control Administration to the death."
Chu Xuan: "..."
Abnormality Control Bureau: "..."
Small Theater Xun Yize x Chu Ning
Finally, when the day came for his salary, Xun Yize looked at the 60,000 yuan on his phone. The first thing he did was buy an electric tricycle. Because Chu Xuan suffered from motion sickness, it was as hard as his mother to eat shit every time he got in the car. In this way, you can ride a tricycle when you go out to buy groceries or play.
One day.
Xun Yize: "Chu Xuan will take you for a ride."
After hearing this, Chu Xuan immediately came out of the room and followed Xun Yize out. Xun Yize parked the tricycle under the carport of the community. He went up, inserted the key and reversed the car. The tricycle said, "Please pay attention when reversing, please pay attention when reversing."
After waiting for the car to back out of the carport, Chu Xuan turned over and sat on the small stool in the back compartment. He crossed his hands and put them in his sleeves: "Where are you going?"
Xun Yize "Go wherever you want."
Chu Xuan: "I want to go to the beach to catch crabs."
Xun Yize: "... No."
Chu Xuan: "Why?"
Xun Yize: "The tricycles were smoking when we drove to the beach."
Intention: None
