After the Honest Straight Man Passed Through the Aristocratic Academy

[I'm very sorry, because I can't control the character of Shou and have exhausted my desire for expression, so I have decided to resolve v] Lin En is an honest and transparent person who has lived in a cowardly manner for eighteen years. He is always given the good guy card by girls, and only dares to complain silently when his classmates target him. His biggest hobby is playing farming games and being a cyber farmer. One day, Lin En entered an aristocratic academy that was a mixture of several worlds. He found himself a mediocre beta with five neurotic alpha roommates. Roommate No. 1 Is a certain person who always asks him: "You have a crush on me, why don't you feel inferior when you see me?" Lin En was helpless. He would not have a crush on a man, nor would he always feel inferior. Roommate No. 2 Is a Korean cartoonist. He always asks him: "You owe 100 million yuan, you just need to sleep with me and you can pay it off right away." Lin En was desperate. He couldn't even dream of 100 million yuan, let alone sleep with a man. Roommate No. 3 Was a certain Jiang Gong, who was aloof and taciturn. When he saw him taking a bath, he stammered and couldn't speak: "You talk, I talk." Lin En was surprised. Why can't such a handsome guy talk? Roommate No. 4 Is a certain flower girl who is enthusiastic and kind. She always asks him quietly, "Baby, I know you have a secret. I can help you and make sure no one else finds out." Lin En was confused, what kind of secret could he have, and this roommate's eyes were inexplicably hot. Roommate No. 5 Started to attack and kept asking him: "Good brother, why do you smell more and more fragrant? Can you let me smell it?" Lin En was confused. They were obviously friends with the revolution, so why did this man keep sniffing the back of his neck. # Later, Lin En got pregnant inexplicably. He didn't know who the father was and was unwilling to abort the child, so he could only run away quietly. But four men caught him back, blocked him in a corner and asked him who he wanted to be the father of the child. Linn doubted that whoever he chose would beat each other to death, so he could only timidly say something extremely bold: "Can't we all get along well and be good friends? Don't fight back and forth." As soon as these words came out, the four people all turned cold. Roommate No. 1: "You have been marked by me over and over again, and your glands are almost rotten. Are you still a friend?" Roommate No. 2: "You are crying and screaming in my arms, your belly is swollen. Are you still a friend?" Roommate No. 3: "We've already talked about each other, why do you still think we're friends?" Roommate No. 4: "Baby, this is not funny, are you just friends?" Roommate No. 5: "You scratched me so hard that my back was bruised and my lips were swollen. Are you still a friend?" The honest Linn couldn't answer, he just wanted to escape from this world. 1. An honest straight man, very dull and dull, a bit funny. 2. Attack all c, become a heartthrob. ————Advance collection of "Unlucky Widows Are Always Stopped" ———— Lu Zhiyu is jealous and vain. After graduating from college, he married a man for money. Because the man is a sick man in a wheelchair, as long as he dies, he will inherit a large inheritance. But after her husband died, Lu Zhiyu discovered that this idiot was deeply in debt. On the day of the funeral, the creditors filled the auditorium, all of them men in suits and leather shoes with extraordinary bearing. Lu Zhiyu looked at these powerful people in despair. Fortunately, he won the golden finger the next day. Bite! The widow system is online! [Every Friday, a man will enter the host's bedroom. [During this period, the host will fall into a coma and cannot move, but can sense] [The next day, as long as the host finds the man who enters the bedroom, he can plunder 50% of the man's resources. At first, Lu Zhiyu was suspicious of his late husband's brother because this little bastard always wanted to live in his room despite calling him sister-in-law. Later, Lu Zhiyu suspected that his late husband's former boss was ascetic and cold-blooded on the surface, but secretly collected his clothes. Then, Lu Zhiyu suspected that his late husband's classmate always stayed at home for a long time and refused to leave on the excuse of taking care of his friend's wife. Finally, Lu Zhiyu found that everyone around him was very suspicious, and they seemed to have been to his room. Who is it? * Many men have a crush on Lu Zhiyu, but he has a bad temper, is petty, and is still a straight man. Fortunately, these men have gained the ability to pause time. Every Friday, there is someone who can use abilities on Lu Zhiyu. But if Lu Zhiyu discovers it, he will lose the ability to pause time, so the men are trying their best to pretend. Who was caught first? ————Advance collection of "The Straight Man After Overturning the Car" ———— Lin Le regretted most in his life that he rescued 17-year-old Chu Pan by the river. I even regret that when I was 20 years old, in order to make money to pay off debts, I lied about liking a man and fell in love with Chu Cang. If he hadn't encountered Chu Cang, no matter how hard and tiring life was, at least he would still have freedom, get married, have children, and live an ordinary life. But now, he will always be tied to a man. One day, he couldn't bear it anymore and told the truth that he wanted to break up. Chu Cang did not rebuke him, but instead trapped him in his arms forcefully: "Lin Le, you are so familiar with me, yet you dare to break up with me...' Lin Le explained incoherently: "I, I don't like you because of money..." He could no longer say the next words, he could only sob and cry until he fainted. * Chu Cang often doubted the value of his own survival. It wasn't until he met Lin Le that he discovered the joy of life. Lin Le can only be his personal lamp in his bedroom, not the sun that hangs high to shine on others. For this reason, he is willing to plan everything carefully and take absolute control of Lin Le's life. ————"Vicious cannon fodder, turns into a cute creature as soon as he does bad things"———— Lu Jianing is an arrogant and domineering young master with superior looks and living a life surrounded by stars. But he has an unspeakable secret: For example, he was jealous of a top student who had good grades, so he dragged him into the equipment room to bully him. As soon as he forced the top student to kneel down, he shrank into a dwarf rabbit, curled up in his hand, and stamped his hind legs angrily. Another example is that he was jealous of being favored by the goddess when he was young, so he locked her in the room and bullied her. As soon as he was slapped twice, he turned into a cockatiel, pecking people irritably. For another example, he was jealous of his brother's excellence, so he stuns people and plays tricks on them. As soon as he started, he turned into a cow cat, huddled into his brother's arms and meowed like a baby. For example, he hated his junior fellow student because he had a good personality, so he invited him out to bully him. As soon as he hit someone, he turned into a little beagle, swaying his big ears and howling. * Later, Lu Jianing learned that he was a vicious cannon fodder and would turn into a cute creature for three days if he did something bad. And bullying different protagonists will turn into different animals. He asked everyone who was bullied by him to keep it a secret and not to tell anyone. The stupid men were quite obedient and didn't talk too much. They just frequently came up to beg him to bully them. Lu Jianing felt that they were despicable and unworthy of being the protagonist. One day, these people blocked him in a corner and questioned him aggressively. "Ning Ning, am I not the only one who knows your secret? " Heck, he just told the secret to four people separately and asked them to keep it secret at the same time. What's wrong with this! Motto: Being brave will lead to true love