What Should I Do If My Owner Likes Me Too Much?

[I don't have much inspiration yet... Hibari-senpai is a bit hard to grasp (rubbing hands)] Saionji Sugar has the power "I am a pigeon". A light novel writer determined to dig holes without filling them and become a god by dragging out manuscripts. Her dream: to find a one-in-a-million "owner" who takes advantage of her, and live the life of a rice worm without using a pen, only using her mouth. Her creed: If you can fish, do it; if you can touch fish, never swim. Sugar (righteous words): Who would like to work on a manuscript from morning to night? As long as you find the owner, you have money and meal tickets, writing? Doesn't exist! For this goal, Sugar is "working hard" every day—— Small theater one: Osamu Dazai (with a sincere look on his face): Sugar, I promise! Chuya is definitely your dream owner! He is rich, kind, and very nosy. He is simply a victim given by God! Sugar (radar suddenly turned on): ... Taken advantage of? A few days later—— Nakahara Chuya, far away in Yokohama, was holding a glass of red wine: yawn——! Damn it, that bastard Dazai must be scolding me behind my back again! He looked down at the bill and suddenly felt uneasy: "Wait, why is the cost of pigeon food so high recently..." Sugar (waves paw): Look! There were people feeding and drinking without doing anything! This is the most ideal life for pigeons! Small Theater 2: The Tenth Generation Sawada Tsunayoshi (staring at Suzu worriedly): Owner... Suzu, haven't you given up on this plan yet? I've said it before, you can't really think of yourself as a pigeon... Sugar (corrected seriously): Who said I'm not a pigeon? With superpowers in hand, even my bloodline is like a pigeon! Tsuna sighed and thought seriously: "For those of you who like animals... Why not give Hibari-senpai a try? He is a famous bird-keeper." Granu's eyes lit up: "Experienced owner! And... He already has a bird, so I can find a colleague to share the work!" At the same time—— In the Feng Ji Foundation office, Hibari Kyouya looked up at the pigeons parked on the railing outside the window, and narrowed his eyes: "There is one more...?" ———— After many layers of screening, Sugar flapped his wings: One bird eats two families, Yokohama eats the food, the world is beautiful, and rice insects are happy! Granulated Sugar (confidently): Who says it's not allowed? I am a pigeon, and pigeons should live innocently! (Loudly) — *I didn't say you can't eat from two families. *Choose one between CP Zhongya and Skylark Purpose: healthy life