
Editor's Guide to Self-Rescue in the Sea
编辑下海自救指南
by Whimpering Shark (呜呜鲨)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 82k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 5mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Pre-receipt via push (bottom of the copy + announcement in the comment area), if you are interested, please check it out! [The author of Valais Blacknose Sheep is attacked by the editor of Dandelion Little Wolf] (Shou is a cute little sheep from heaven, a winner in Su Shuang's life throughout the whole process; in the early stage of attack, he is a cheerful dog, and in the later stage, he constantly switches between being a cute and scheming puppy and a dank old dog. He has two characteristics: self-strategy and jealousy.) Introduction 1: A rich second-generation student was sent to a group subsidiary by his elder brother to work as an editor. He was shocked to be written into a novel by his roommate as the protagonist. Not only was his roommate Akina a mountain bike god, his protagonists either teased or were teased, he was also a popular contracted author of the subsidiary. Rich second generation: My home has been stolen, it's dangerous! ! ! In order to turn things around, the rich second generation who had never lived on campus immediately moved back to the dormitory to monitor closely, and teamed up with the emotionally experienced Fa Xiaoying to try to prevent the tragedy from happening. They get close and personal to prevent committing crimes, make delicious food with their own hands and feed them to gain favor, and go to lectures on men's virtues together to improve their ideological awareness. The rich second generation successfully promoted the "heartthrob" to "Long Aotian" by entering the game, getting rid of the harem and going to the sea script, and followed the beautiful, powerful and tragic route until the end. The roommate turned around: Are you satisfied now? Can I get off your lap? Rich second generation: No, what if you go back to your old ways and sell me into the sea? I have to "personally" monitor you. Rich second generation: Write quickly, readers are still waiting to read, how about I help you? The roommate covered his aching butt: No! Introduction 2: Mrs. Little Yangzi, the new and popular Qiu-famous roller coaster god of Changge Literature, has been very distressed recently. Ever since she wrote that martial arts heartthrob novel, her editor has been finding faults. "People nowadays are very enterprising. They don't like to watch love affairs, white moonlight, and cinnabar moles, so I suggest you start a career with Golden Finger! " Why does this editor smell like a treasure? Xiaoyangzai looked at the constant stream of reader rewards in the background and fell into deep thought, but in the end he chose to follow the editor's "professional" suggestions and changed the outline and character, and concentrated on his career. After the article was revised, the rewards increased instead of falling, and the response was enthusiastic. The little sheep was so happy that he fiercely gave Long Aotian a golden finger. The protagonist's treatment far exceeded that of his own son, and readers jokingly called it the treatment of his own husband. The little sheep laughed it off and stopped meeting, but the editor went crazy! "I'm so upset. Is the protagonist so good to you? " "I admit that he is very good, but is it reasonable for Goldfinger to be so big? " It's too far. The martial arts man is not happy, and the law of heaven cannot tolerate it! It is natural for a mother to love her son! "He deserves it, the protagonist is the best! " "... Am I no better than a substitute? " The little lamb opened his eyes wide and turned around slowly. He saw his school roommate who was in the hall, in the kitchen, in the literary journal, and in the martial arts. He had two wolf fangs in his eyes, his eyes were green, and he was looking at him eagerly. Although we have entered the interstellar age, it is still natural for wolves to attack sheep. Small theater 1: The little lamb squinted at the big white wolf behind him: "Isn't it impossible to fall in love? Today's readers are all sapiosexuals and don't like to read Love Brain?" The white wolf's thick and long tail pulled the young author into his arms: Readers don't like to read, it's none of my business, I can talk about it, and you can talk about it with my wife. Small theater 2: At an old book signing event, Little Lamb was asked a question by a reader. "... Opportunities to publish novels are rare nowadays. Madam, why did you refuse xx Publishing House's invitation to publish a new book? " The little sheep smiled slowly: "Because he is so good, so he can be seen by more people for free. " The editor beside him, who was fully equipped with sunglasses and masks and acted as a conscientious assistant to help sign books and maintain order, smiled knowingly. ———————————————————————— The next version opens with a mean male ghost tutor who changes Kapibala [Western Fantasy] [The mean and arrogant lich great magician attacks x the "mediocre" salted fish savior] Norris Clark knew that he was extraordinary since he was born. From a small and incompetent man, he transcended the limitations of gods and time and became a lich known as the "Great Magician". He opened a new era. Before him, no words or people could sum up the most shining genius. After him, "Norris Clark" is extraordinary and great. As a great magician and a scholar, Norris believed that no one or anything in his long career could stop him, make him fail, or say "no" to him. But the goddess of time said, although you are very smart and are the only shining star in xxxx (mainland), can you create miracles? What is a miracle? What counts as a miracle? How are you sure it's a miracle? The Lich, who had not been challenged for thousands of years, was very interested in this subject. He abandoned the boring truth that needed to be verified, came to a remote and peaceful mountain village, and stared at a cowardly, incompetent, ordinary and lazy... Boy. He needs to complete this project and turn this generally unknown person into a savior. Garcia Miller, born in the peaceful and peaceful hometown of XX, is a standard ordinary boy. To say that he is different from other ordinary boys, it can only be reflected in his unique character. In the words of Aunt xx, Garcia is saltier than the salted fish she has been passing down for 50 years! He is less ambitious, courageous, energetic, and cheerful... And more relaxed, dull, leisurely, and stable. Overall, he is an ordinary person. God knows what attracted him to this perverted lich. He kidnapped him from his hometown and forced him to take classes and learn magic. He also pressed his head to let Garcia know some elves, crown princes, and dragons. Garcia almost wanted to scream, these were legendary creatures that only appeared in travelogues! Goddess of time, why should I suffer such misfortune? Is it because I am not pious enough when praying and I only come to you when I have something to do? Goddess? In short, Garcia's fiery life in the water began. Digression: They never deny the talent and power of the Lich King Norris. Although they are very surprised that he can cultivate a savior, in general, it is expected and does not exceed the rules of the world. But they have true respect for the mediocre savior who can change the great magician Norris, and are willing to call him a master. The famous education teacher Garcia smiled and said nothing, and just dragged the teacher's sleeves to ask for a fully automatic element-balanced cultivator, a weather-controllable shed, and an intelligent multi-functional cooking pot. Norris (black face): It's done, it's done, don't rush it! Concept: Love is two-way honesty and dedication




It's well written in big letters and so cute. I like the little lamb and the dandelion wolf [love eyes]