2026.01.03. Changed my mind a little. Except for the protagonist, all the names of the supporting characters have been changed.
Copywriting (revised in 01.03) (The copywriting is wrong, please change it later):
Your name is Yu Minchi, and you have made up your mind to be a salted fish since you were a child.
That day, you were lying in bed and fell asleep, and suddenly a cotton dumpling appeared in the room. The cotton dumpling told you that it was your inheritance.
You turned over and faced Tongzi, ignoring its chatter.
"Thank you, I love lying down, you love me when you lie down." You yawned and asked casually before closing your eyes: "After all that, am I the alpha male?"
Tongzi was silent for a while, "Xiaoyu, you are number n+1."
"Say it again?" You sat up in shock in your dying illness. You didn't understand, how could you be an ordinary passerby among passers-by? There are many big names around you. Although you love to show off in your life, you are not bad at all! This doesn't matter.
"Unfortunately, Xiaoyu, you are neither a tyrant with one hand covering the sky, nor a affectionate and polite second male lead, nor a villain who can only get what he wants." Marshmallow said intelligently in the boyish voice you asked him to change.
"However, Xiaoyu, you can join hands with me to build your own river..."
"Oh." You lay down on the bed and pulled the quilt over your face, "I'm not interested. I'm going to sleep."
Intention: Stick to yourself and spur others