HP Every Cause Must Have Its Effect

Name: Elohim Warlock Birthday: January 1, 1959 Motto: It is not difficult to despise the whole world. Catchphrase: Today is another day of working two jobs. Reward yourself with a different name and a dream of punching James Cameron, kicking Robert Towne, and elbowing Francis Ford Coppola. Identity: Hollywood's number one screenwriter (future tense) Professor of Muggle Studies at Hogwarts (ongoing) Specialization: Script Writing Attributes: Face-controlling, philandering, pure hate warrior who despises the world Representative works: "Skyline", "Lauramundo's Funeral", "Profit-First Party", "The Thirty-One Year Watch", "A Letter to Voldemort", "Ten Plans to Capture Sirius Black Alive", "The Goblet of Fire", the savior encounters Voldemort by chance, and the newborn is as strong as a monster, and he cannot defeat him despite his best efforts. Not a chance encounter. "The witch dances Umbridge's face to face, who supports and who opposes it?" "Dumbledore, please pay me back my salary." "What does it mean that the extra salary doesn't count when the immediate boss has been replaced?" "Death to me, the snake-faced man with the plague!" Intent: Pure Hate Warrior Transformation Plan