Or: Those days when I was a dog for the queen
/Damn it, I don't want to be a licking dog
/What can I do to save you, my beloved concubine?
/What can I do to win you back, my queen?
Yin Zisheng was fifteen years old and had been the emperor of Dashang for seven years. He had rich work experience and was good at skipping classes, skipping classes, skipping classes, loving sweets, saving face, and being lazy. He did not do anything that an emperor should do. People at the time called him the "canary" of the queen. The great merchants were not dead yet, and it was entirely up to the queen to control the government.
Yin Zisheng was eight out of ten years old, and eighty-two out of ten years old, he consummated his marriage with the queen, raised his favorite Jin Meiren to the concubine position, brought the humerus minister into the harem, and spent a ridiculous night with the courtesan of the brothel. He loved scenery, adventure, and beauties, and he loved to go against the queen.
Yin Zisheng was twenty-one years old, and he tried to wrest some power from the queen. He wanted to be the king, the husband, and the father of the world. But he was far more immature than the queen. The queen had a tangled root system, and he was just a bird perched on the tree. The bird wants to fly to the sky, but it cannot leave the tree. In fact, he thought that if the queen was gentler to him, he wouldn't have to be the emperor.
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Yin Zisheng knew that he was a puppet emperor. He came to the throne at the age of seven. He had no father, no mother, no relatives and no friends. Being imprisoned in the palace without a good death was almost his destined future.
But Xue Zhi appeared, like a miracle. He was eight years old and Xue Zhi was fifteen. Xue Zhi took his hand and said, from now on, I will be your queen.
An eight-year-old child still doesn't understand what a queen is, but from then on, Xue Zhi became his father, his mother, his relatives, his friend, and Xue Zhi was everything to him. Xue Zhi made him a well-dressed emperor, not a precarious puppet.
Even though Xue Zhi was cold, unreasonable, and uncertain, and would ignore him, suppress him, and punish him, Yin Zisheng knew that Xue Zhi loved him. He didn't know why, but he was convinced that it was true, and that was the basis for his willfulness.
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Xue Zhi's uncle often said that Xue Zhi was born to be an emperor. He was calm, self-possessed, unsympathetic, deep-tempered, intangible and had no empathy. He is a ruthless emperor, and love is just the spice between the bed.
But the puppet emperor who was his bed partner finally jumped over the city wall to save him and died.
It's very puzzling. His life is like mud, and he will be cursed if he is stepped on. His feelings, which he regards as higher than life, are actually pitiful, pathetic and ridiculous. He is as stupid as a silly dog, but there is a hint of cuteness in him.
Bingcube doesn't understand why the hot water boils, but if it happens again, he is willing to pay a little sincerity.
So Xue Zhizhen returned to his fifteenth year, after his death.
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Brainless, harem, rebirth, threesome
Brainless: refers to the little emperor who is obsessed with love and facial expressions and is deceived into running around;
Harem: including but not limited to the gentle and profit-seeking second male, the fishing-type and tragic male third, the loyal and easy-to-move male fourth, the pure hatred of the substitute male N...
Rebirth: The Queen of the Zhenggong Palace is reborn, and she plays and cultivates the little Emperor;
Threesome: Just three people walking happily together~ (Really, believe me)
The puppet emperor who ascended the throne at a young age attacked × the ambition of the wolf and the powerful queen suffered
The innocent and good-looking Pippi×the controlling male mother
(It is a bad "mother" in a derogatory sense. Out of the superior's arrogance and need for power, he is good at PUA. He will often deny the little emperor and implicitly belittle him. He is very controlling and the little emperor has almost no privacy. But the little emperor will resist.)
Demining:
1. The first person in the text is called the main person, and the third person is called the auxiliary;
2. The background of the feudal ancient times is fictitious, the three views are slightly problematic, and the view of love is very problematic. The emperor's harem literature does not talk about a pair of people for life, but one has to have wives and concubines on the left and right, and sit in groups with all the beauties in the world (after adulthood);
3. Main attack point of view, the little emperor has become a puppet, what will happen to him on the bed!
4. The writing style is relatively relaxed, but it may not be very friendly to control and attack...
5. The characters are not perfect. The protagonist's three views do not represent the author's three views. You can criticize, but please feel free to criticize. Thank you orz
6. Accept friendly writing suggestions and reject emotional catharsis criticism;
7. There may be other thunders that I don't know about...
Intention: growth