It's Not Good to Attack Him This Way

Chi Qing and Feng Yuqiu have been together for seven years, from university to working in society. In the beginning, Feng Yuqiu could still hand in her homework on time every night. However, after two years, it became difficult for her to do so. She was short and infrequent. Snake nature is inherently lustful, and Chi Qing has two of them. She needs to be pampered every day to be basically satisfied. Faced with his lover becoming more and more helpless, he looked up the human remedies, including Shenbao tablets, wolfberry, red dates, deer blood wine, bullwhip, kidney... So Feng Yuqiu came home from work and saw a table full of tonic food. After eating it for a few days, Feng Yuqiu felt like vomiting. He hugged Chi Qing as a gesture of goodwill and said, "Honey, how about we stop eating? It's disgusting." Chi Qing smiled and stuffed him with a mouthful of ginseng slices, "Can nine times tonight be okay?" Feng Yuqiu swallowed the ginseng and felt that her hip was starting to hurt. Chi Qing grimaced: "I didn't make things difficult for you." —— When Feng Yuqiu first fell in love with someone, Chi Qing was the school sweetheart on the confession wall, pure and cool, and never looked down upon others. When the two met by chance and got together (with heavy facial control), Feng Yuqiu discovered that Chi Qing was indeed quite cold on weekdays. He looked indifferent and cold to everyone, but at night, he changed into a different person, and nothing was enough. Who is a good person? Ten times a day, that's not a human, it's a monster! In order to protect herself in a precarious situation, Feng Yuqiu swore that she would do it up to seven times a day and no more! I can't let my wife find out that I am a monster! Then one day, he finally became a normal person, only five times a day. Chi Qing grabbed him by the collar, his eyes could fire and burned Feng Yuqiu to death, "The CEO in other people's novels can do it seven times a night, but you are only twenty-five years old, and you are already withered? You can't do it anymore?" Feng Yuqiu brought over the computer and said, "Honey, go check it out online. I'm already very good at it." Then Chi Qing gave him a bombshell: "I am pregnant and must do it more than ten times a day." Pregnant... Pregnant... Can a man get pregnant? Feng Yuqiu was still wandering in her mind until Chi Qing threw the report on Feng Yuqiu's face. How is that possible! It's impossible no matter how you think about it! —— Ten months later, Chi Qing was satisfied, with a rosy face, and held an egg to Feng Yuqiu, "I gave birth to it." "How?" "..." "Where to use it?" "..." "Wife, why are you laying eggs?" How can a person lay eggs? ! ! Feng Yuqiu later realized that his wife might not be human either. Reading guide: The author cut himself off and started creating like crazy (during his insanity) I can't attack well, but I can attack well? The two handsome guys were more like monsters. They had to pay more homework because of the competition, and they actually laid an egg. Please read the text for the specific reasons. You can take a guess at what kind of monster Gong is. Anyway, it's fluffy. Intention: Love life and yearn for tomorrow!