
What's Wrong with the Cleaners Having More Vests?
清洁工多几个马甲怎么了?
by University of Manchester (曼大)
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[Future Wasteland Wind + Cthulhu + Spiritual Pollution] [This book is also called "After Putting on the Vest, I Open a Cleaning Company to Purify Pollution"] [The heroine looks soft and gentle, but is actually cruel and ruthless] Copywriting one: As a federal government purifier, Grant was reborn as a member of the underground organization after his death. Not only was he bound to the system, he was also asked to join the Federation as a spy. Grant: What do you think? You want me to go back to my old employer and be 007? Grant: I'm afraid I'll sell you, but you still count the money for me But why is there something wrong with this young man in public? She was elected as a saint in Noah's Ark, became the owner of the largest private cleaning company in District 13, and became the commander-in-chief of the federal government. So if she wears a vest, it becomes true? Copywriting two: The top federal officials discovered that the recent pollution incidents in the Thirteenth District had significantly decreased, so they planned to send people to investigate. When everyone took the video materials, without exception, they were stunned. Those horrible and disgusting pollutants were all sitting in the canteen of a cleaning company with small stools and drooling, waiting in line to get their meals. And the canteen aunt who prepares meals is actually a senior cleaner in their government? - Anyone who has seen the newly elected saint of Noah's Ark thinks that Gulen is a thoughtful and ruthless character. She lurks alone within the federal government and breaks into the military area to take the head of a deputy general. Every member firmly believes that the saint can work with the leader to create a new world and bring new hope to mankind! But why is the inauguration ceremony where their saint announces her appointment as the Commander-in-Chief of the Thirteenth District Government broadcast on the big screen in turn? He also claimed that he would wipe out Noah's Ark and all pollutants? So—— I thought you were a spy lurking into the federation, but I didn't expect you to be a federal agent planted in our organization? - There is a popular federal private cleaning company in the 13th arrondissement. It never opens its doors during the day and only operates at night. The most important thing is to refuse all visits, and even entrusted business is never conducted offline. The company owner is weird and wears a mask all day long, and the employees are even weirder and never order takeout. Instead, the strange aroma of the company canteen's revolving hot pot, small cans of medicinal food, and buffalo milk tea filled the entire building. But even so, everyone is still willing to entrust them to clean up pollution. Because the efficiency is too high, the ability is too strong, and most importantly, the price is fair! Until one day, when the new commander of the federal government was announced to take office, there were still a bunch of "pollutants" standing behind him Only then did they realize that this was not the owner of the cleaning company? Aren't these pollutants just cleaners? Everyone wailed: Commander, how many vests do you have? Grant counted on his fingers: not many, just five, six... Seven or eight! She put her hands in her pockets and said seriously: After all, there are not many vests, and your life is easily at risk! ——— Food guide: The heroine is not very strong in the early stage, but becomes very strong in the later stage; The male protagonist has a relatively dull background, but there is still something there. Received in advance———— Interested little cuties can check out my column. On the way home from taking the express delivery, Tang Li stumbled with his left foot and fell to the ground with his right foot, and was pulled into the island survival game. [Welcome to the island survival, congratulations on killing a zombie, you will get a newbie gift pack*1, express package*2] [Kill a mutated big crab, get crab claws*2, express package*1] [Use a tree branch to kill a mutated cactus and obtain a cactus glove*1 and a courier package*2] [Kill mutant oysters*2, get bread*3, express package*1] … Tang Li looked at the package in her hand, and she wanted to shout: Why are others rewarded with food for completing tasks, but she is the only one who is rewarded with express packages? After she opened the package, most of them were useless little toys, and there were actually empty packages? ! After getting n packages, how can the probability of getting good things from the package increase? Are there more and more types of packages? But pigs are very unpalatable, and the two kids haven't eaten them for a long time. [Fruit package: Take out 1 strawberry, which can restore 15 health points after use] [Building materials package: Remove the steel bars*2, which can increase the defense value by 100 points after use] [Beverage package: Unwrap Red Bull*1, which can increase 30 points of mental value after use] [Toy package: take out the children's slide *1, which can increase the speed value by 40 points after use] … Therefore, when the zombie bit Tang Li's arm reinforced with steel bars, the few teeth that were already there were completely shattered and flew away. However, Tang Li, who was wearing sunglasses and sunbathing, was leisurely sitting on a children's pulley and walking the mutated giant penguin. ——— Since the game "Island Survival" was launched, the clearance rate has been only one thousandth. It is known as the most difficult survival real-life game in Blue Star. As long as you are pulled into the game, you can prepare to pack up and die. However, one day, a female player named Tang Li appeared on the game master list. She surpassed the second place player in game points by tens of thousands of points. With her own efforts, she ranked first in each list. Player asked: Master, how do you pass every level without taking any damage and still get a high score? Tang Li: It's very simple. You just need to keep unpacking the express delivery. Player: Huh? Player: Can I buy express delivery from you? Tang Li: No problem, 30 points each, cheap and affordable, guaranteed to produce rare resources So, in the game "Island Survival", an express delivery station opened Then, everyone was surprised to find that the clearance rate of "Island Survival" actually increased from one thousandth to 50 percent. Reporter interviews passers: Why is the pass rate of "Island Survival" so high! Passer: Because a great god helped us cheat! A certain master (Tang Li): Low-key, low-key, just open an express delivery station to sell express delivery. Purpose: promotion, salary increase, lifelong struggle
