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[Relaxed and funny style, can you click to save it?] Zhou Shenzong was kicked back to ancient times by his father Zhou Taizu in his previous life, and his successors were the kings of subjugation. The empire that Zhou Taizu had worked so hard to conquer was defeated in an instant. The barbarians invaded, countless lives were devastated, the country was destroyed, the royal family was humiliated, the people were displaced, and it was a hell on earth. It was really unbearable to look at. Zhou Taizu was so angry that he vomited a mouthful of old blood, kicked the culprit back, and ordered: "If you don't give birth to a wise king, you can never return to modern times and become the second rich generation." In his previous life, he was appointed at the critical moment and took over the imperial court that was riddled with problems. At that time, there were internal and external troubles, the country was poor and the people were short of money, and the treasury was so poor that there was no money left to jingle. He was too tired to cope with the situation and had no time to worry about the harem. When the national crisis was resolved, he died of poison and hastily selected an heir from the heirs of the side branch. Now he is reborn, with a clear goal, to give birth to his own child, and to train him to become a wise king and an emperor for eternity. However, the Great Wall was stuck on the first step, with whom to have a child? Although there are three palaces, six courtyards, and three thousand beauties, the queen has a hidden disease and cannot have children; the Xianfei and Defei families have betrayed the country in their previous lives and welcomed the barbarians into the country, so they cannot have children with such people; Concubine Shu is too stupid and stupid, which will affect the intelligence of future generations. Most of the people below the concubine rank were crooked melons and bad dates. In order to replenish the national treasury, they specially solicited financial sponsorship and promised harem positions. As long as they had money, women's virtue, appearance, appearance, and merit were not assessed. It is not conducive to eugenics and eugenics. Zhou Shenzong, who thought he was influenced by modern civilized society, wanted to slap himself in the face, wondering why he was so picky in his previous life. It's too late for the draft, so I can only pick and choose from the harem, but I can always find something... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Although Song Yutian is a time traveler, she is very cowardly. She thinks that she can't survive even one episode in the harem based on her IQ, so she huddles in the corner of the harem, passing the time by playing with cats, waiting for Zhou Shenzong to die and she can regain her freedom. But the little white cat suddenly stopped clinging to her for a day and hid listlessly in the corner. Wasn't he not petting the cat enough? Song Yutian never left the cat, feeding her herself when eating and cuddling her when sleeping. It's just that before the cat got to know her well, Zhou Shenzong suddenly came and said he would take her out of the palace to go shopping. What was going on... This is a person sitting at home, being pampered from heaven! ? Why is this clingy look begging for a hug exactly like her little white cat? I really want to start masturbating, but all I see in front of me are the cannibalistic looks of women in the harem, that's all. Small theater 1: After the morning court, Zhou Shenzong flicked his sleeves and ran towards the harem with the wind at his feet, but was blocked. Minister A: Your Majesty, I have something important to discuss with you. Zhou Shenzong: I want to take care of the baby. If I have anything to discuss with the queen, Minister B: I am attending the Emperor's meeting and I have something to report. Zhou Shenzong: I want to take care of my baby. If I have anything to do, please report to the Queen. Minister C: I want you to... Forget it, I'll go back and take care of the baby too. For a time, it became common practice for the civil and military ministers of the Zhou Dynasty to go to court to take care of their children. Small theater 2 Spring is warm, flowers are blooming, and everything is multiplying. "Meow, wife, spring is here, animals are in heat, meow, meow..." Someone was wearing plush pajamas and posing seductively. "Go away," Song Yutian buried her head in the mountain of memorials, "I would rather correct the memorials than go to bed." Compared with giving birth to a child, it is a piece of cake. After all, I have countless case experiences in my previous life. "The work clothes I specially improved this time will definitely not fall into this trap." "Isn't that what you said about every pregnancy? It's absolutely safe, but this child has given birth to a football team. I believe you." She made up her mind to resist the temptation, silently thinking that color is empty. "Honey, then give me makeup." "Really!?" This was something she had thought about for a long time. She always thought that this person dressed as a woman would be absolutely stunning. "It's rare for Dehua to help us take care of the children. Today I only serve my wife, so of course I want her to have a good time." She immediately threw away the ink pen and took out the equipment she had treasured for a long time. "Hey, hey, it's just makeup, why take off your clothes..." Purpose: It is better to control children than to control parents