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Shou, a certain game professional player, a cold little beauty, ruthless and doesn't talk much, and carries the whole audience casually.
Privately, he is a talkative person who likes to talk about everything indiscriminately.
In the team chat group, he is responsible for chatting, and the others are responsible for shouting "God" after being overwhelmed by messages.
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There is a male god, a new lecturer in the translation department of a university. His video of simultaneous interpretation at an international conference became popular and he became an internet male god.
The male god's Weibo has been attracting attention for a long time.
He set special attention for the male god. Whenever the male god posted on Weibo, he would comment on it and became a huge fan of the male god.
On this day, he was in a hurry to play the game, so he closed his eyes and grabbed a hot comment, bringing along a cute picture from his photo album.
When he was done, he came out and found that his Weibo had 999+ likes.
Shou smiled slightly, and the hotly rated players never performed abnormally.
Then he took a closer look——
@: Today's lecture is [classroom ppt photo], please sit tight.
Shou's comments: Sit on the podium and listen, sit in Teacher X's arms and listen. [Screenshot of team chat. Jpg]
Shou:……
Shou: woc! ! ! No!
3.
A certain professional player's WB account was exposed. Also exposed was a screenshot of a team's internal chat.
Screenshot of chat content: From the dog at the entrance of the stadium to the enemy team's coach's stance, he was bitten by crickets.
So——
@ a member of the team next door: @shou, my hairstyle yesterday was not ugly, how about you come and take a look again? Hook your fingers. Jpg
A member of the team next door: @shou, when Bai Laozi looked at me yesterday, he wanted to eat the roast chicken in my hand, right? Hook your fingers. Jpg, come to our team, punch, kick (cross out) and give you delicious food.
@Enemyteamcoach: My stance is not good enough for Yushu Linfeng, @shou, evil smile. Jpg, come and teach me face to face.
Shou went online secretly, preparing to delete the comment so as not to disturb the male god.
@ (Also known as Gong): Reply to @, the podium is empty, when can I hand in my homework?
Shou: no! ! No! ! !
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The character of the cool little beauty contestant collapsed.
One day, at a certain platform's annual popular blogger award ceremony, a group of people stopped Shou and asked him if they had cheated on him behind his back today.
Being chased, Shou ran around and hid in Gong's guest lounge.
Shou: cover me (cover me)
Gong: Do you like me?
By:……? Are you a formal translator? !
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A certain competition was held in country x. Shou performed very well and won the championship with his teammates.
The host from Country
Shou's translator smiled at Shou, translated it to Shou calmly, and accurately translated Shou's harsh words back in fluent language.
Netizen: When did the word "Consumer Cricket Monster" have such a strong translation?
Netizen: Awesome, this is Professor x. I have only seen him interpret simultaneously at international conferences.
Netizen: It's his boyfriend, oh, he's his boyfriend now, hahaha.
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After the game, Shou was interviewed.
The host asked: I heard your teammates and friends joking that you are a cricket behind your back. Next time, should you try to say it to your face?
Shou (blushing): ... There are also those in person.
Host: Hey, to whom?
Attack:......
Maybe it's talking about those "bastards", "wild dogs", "bastards" at night and the cry of "stop"...
Purpose: If you want others to not know, do nothing except yourself
