[Double heroines][No CP][Funny][Through the book][Slap in the face]
When two college students with beautiful mental states traveled through time:
What should you do if you meet a scumbag and a bitch for the first time? ?
Shangguan Qinghan: I know your intestines are straight, but you can't use your mouth to pull it out, right?
Lin Yueji: You don't understand that not only do they have straight intestines, but they also have two bullets hanging under their eyebrows, and they can only blink but not see.
What should you do when you meet your love rival for the first time? ?
Lin Yueji (best friend's love rival): When my sister's eyebrows curved up, it seemed like there was a huge gravitational pull, and all the stars in the sky were sucked in by you. But then I thought about it, those bright stars in the sky should have sneaked out when you smiled!
Shangguan Qinghan: Alas~ Why doesn't he know how to cherish such a good woman like you?
What should I do if I encounter anti-fans? ?
Shangguan Qinghan: You are great, you are number one, you fly a plane in the sea.
Lin Yueji: Jump off a cliff, why are you pretending to be Batman with me?
When a variety show has to be filmed at home, and when faced with negative fans mocking me for being poor:
Shangguan Qinghan (poking his hand in pity): I'm sorry to say it. I only found out today that eggs have shells. In the past, my housekeeper would peel them for me to eat. I always thought that eggs were white and soft.
Lin Yueji: My family is really speechless. Is this considered Versailles? Waking up from a 100-square-meter bed every day is really just my daily life.
From then on, the two of them got a lot of abstract fans, and the plot became further and further away...
(Some quotes in this article come from the gibberish generator)
Concept: Focus on using sand sculptures to infiltrate life