1: You are an evil god who comes from a high-dimensional world. You are powerful, terrifying, and cannot be looked directly at. You have many believers.
2: You are now a cat, a kitten that has just left its mother and has a broken leg - you have a little trouble breaking through the blue star barrier.
3: You are starving, you need to find yourself a breeder.
The Cat Evil God licked his claws, searching with sharp and cold eyes among a group of mixed humans, and finally selected an outstanding human with a tall and tall figure and extraordinary momentum.
The evil cat pounced on it, hung it on the excellent human's trouser leg, and swayed back and forth, meowing fiercely.
——Hurry, human! Take me home and raise me! When I return to my original state, I will give you supreme glory!
Then,
Under the gradually disbelieving gaze of the cat evil god, the excellent human took out his folding crutches expressionlessly, took out his sunglasses from his pocket and put them on, then bent down and hesitantly and slowly groped for the weight on his trouser legs.
Cat Evil God:......
I'd better continue to be a wildcat (god).
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Shen Qian had just returned from an S-level contaminated area. After dealing with several high-risk pollutants, he broke a leg and injured his eyes. It will take some time to recover.
But he planned to continue working because the injury did not affect his life, but his sharp-eyed superiors forced him to go home to recuperate.
I picked up a kitten on the road.
He is indeed very popular with small animals.
Shen Qian suppressed the crazily raised corners of his mouth: Let's take Maomao to the hospital for a checkup first.
The cat in his arms, Evil God, is beyond love: Otherwise, you should go to a hospital where humans (accent) treat people first to have your brain checked.
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Shen Qian's daily routine of raising a cat:
I was woken up by a cat in the morning, prepared cat food, exercised, tried to take the cat to exercise but was beaten;
At noon, prepare meals for the cat and yourself, and watch TV with the cat;
In the afternoon, I called the headquarters to ask about the time to return to work. I was tactfully persuaded to continue to recuperate, so I exercised, took the cat to exercise and was beaten, listened to books, and prepared meals for the cat and myself;
In the evening, wash up, play with the cat for an hour, and then go to bed.
The above process was repeated the next day, and my life was rich and happy, except for being a little depressed when I was rejected from work.
In fact, from the perspective of Cat Evil God:
In the morning, I was woken up by stupid humans, beat them, moved all kinds of furniture that humans were about to hit, beat them, failed to summon believers, beat them, and barely ate some food cooked by humans.
In the afternoon, he beat the ghosts flying in from the window and stared at humans to death, beat the humans who wanted to lead him to exercise, failed to summon believers, and continued to beat people, barely eating.
In the evening, play with your mobile phone. The evil cat can refuse all temptations except cell phones and beating up that stupid human.
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Anomaly Observation Bureau Archives
[Contaminant: unknown, often appears in the form of ragdoll kittens with gold and silver eyes, suspected of being a high-dimensional life]
Danger level: E～SS+
[Description: If you see a kitten, you can give it a bowl of small crispy fish. If it is in a good mood, it may help you;
If what you see is a distorted shadow that cannot be formed, or a white-haired young man with gold and silver eyes, please evacuate immediately and call the following number 139xxxxxx to contact Mr. Shen Qian.
[Note: This bureau does not prohibit falling in love with non-human beings, but special cases are not representative. Any pollutant has the possibility of disguised as a weak creature. Please do not be deceived, please do not elope. If you have any questions, please contact the psychological consultation department. Thank you for your cooperation.
1. Private world view setting
Purpose: Live bravely
Comic Protagonist, but Pro Max Version