
Intelligent Human Interstellar Live Broadcast Delivery
智脑型人星际直播带货
by Laboratory Cleaner (实验室清洁工)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 100k Words
- Chapters
- 30
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Shao Xingyuan, the doomsday boss known as the "humanoid intelligent brain", traveled to the interstellar world and faced a future society where the living environment was worse than the doomsday world. He said: I want to go home. There is no other way but to help the government improve people's quality of life. What? ! Do interstellar people only drink nutrient solution every day? Start teaching by farming and see if they eat. Since then, the law of true fragrance has been passed down among the people orally. What? ! Interstellar people don't like to learn Chinese? Just scold him and he will be honest. Since then, Star Network has had a new top troll. What? ! Interstellar people don't watch entertainment programs? Find celebrities to film some popular variety shows. Leader: "People prefer to watch real people PK, where left and right fight against each other." Shao Xingyuan: "Then go shoot a fencing competition." Leader: "The higher ups want to start a live broadcast of the military cadet competition." Shao Xingyuan: "It's very good. It fully takes into account the people's extreme yearning for power." Leader: "You go." Shao Xingyuan: "I don't have time to be a director." Leader: "Player." Shao Xingyuan:… In the first issue, survival in the wilderness, technological products were banned. Shao Xingyuan: Which weapon should you start with first? The second issue is about food and clothing. You have to prepare your own materials to sew clothes and cook. Shao Xingyuan: If you pass by, take a look at the handmade embroidery. The third issue, the theme of housing and transportation, is to build a perfect residence by yourself. Shao Xingyuan: Should we build the Forbidden City or build a Jiangnan water town? … During the live broadcast, Shao Xingyuan commented that netizens were still stuck in the old era, and his subordinates asked him what the new era was like. He said: "How many people are there in the live broadcast room now?" Subordinate: "200 million." Shao Xingyuan: "Kick out 20 million people first, I don't need it. Even if there are 1 billion people, I don't care. Can you get me something real?" Netizen: The goods are not available, right? The product was sold out as soon as it was launched, and netizens were waiting for help. Leader: "The sales of the goods you brought last time were very good, continue." As a result, netizens saw Shao Xingyuan dodging a sword on the left, a cannon on the right, and even picking up materials thrown by his assistant: "Yu Ziya's small card, don't ask for 998, or 99.8, Free shipping to your home at 9.9." Yu Ziya: "Interstellar people don't fall in love very much, otherwise we..." Shao Xingyuan: "I don't sell signed CP photos." Finally, after all the hard work, he became... The number one Internet celebrity in the human race. Now he can eat, drink and have fun in peace. Leader: "Nowadays, everyone is calling for domestic products to go abroad. Why don't you go and participate in the Star Alliance League?" Shao Xingyuan: What, I want to go abroad too? If you don't think about it, the goods in the Star Alliance are sold out, and international relations have also eased. Haizu: Shao Xingyuan is ours. Plant Tribe: Welcome Shao Xingyuan to visit our country. Omnic Clan: As long as Shao Xingyuan agrees, we can immediately apply for his nationality at any time. Human netizens are not worried at all: just envy, envy and hate, Shao Xingyuan will always be a human. Platoon: 1. The protagonist Shou doesn't like to talk in real life. In the early stage, he only punches netizens online. 2. The main line is the program in which the protagonist participates. There are 5+5=10 episodes in total. The content of traditional culture is basically sandwiched in the program. 3. The protagonist is strong and loves to pretend. The surface is indifferent and the poisonous tongue protects the shortcomings x the beautiful love acts as a vicious attack Intent: homesickness