[Pre-collection of "After My Roommates Teamed Up to Deceive Me About Online Dating": The story of an innocent little white sheep who accidentally entered a wolf den and met three shrewd big bad wolves and was eaten]
——————Copywriting of this article——————
"Actually, it's just an acting king who works hard to be a HE with the official and a group of lunatics who insist on having emotional scenes with him"
"Ding——! The "Actor Becomes a God" system is officially activated, and Sequence 012 is at your service. Our service target is a 99-point actor! The service goal is to create a god with perfect acting skills!
No. 012 Has specially selected five scenario worlds in which you have participated. Hosts are asked to actively explore and complete the main mission of each world: find true love, achieve the HE ending, and complete the level with 100% perfection. Special tip: don't act. "
Tan Chun, who was about to become a Grand Slam Best Actor, broke out on the day before the award ceremony, and his career as the Best Actor also collapsed halfway. At first, he thought that he, like many system travelers, was the chosen one with a script in hand and a golden finger.
However——
"Am I going to dress up as the character I play every time? Wouldn't that be very easy? How can I not know my official match?"
"No, if you have been unable to clear the previous world with perfect scores and choose to skip it by death escape, etc., The difficulty of the next world will increase by one level.
You may be the second male lead who was balanced in the aristocratic academy world, Bai Yueguang whose male protagonist died prematurely in the ancient bloody romance world, the doctor friend who advised A to be more restrained in the ABO world... Or even the flower-selling NPC in the sadomasochistic romance world who only said, "Handsome guy, buy one for your girlfriend too." "
"?? Let's not talk about the serious gender issues involved in Bai Yueguang, the male protagonist of the romance world. What's going on with the flower seller!? Do NPCs also have official spouses?"
"Please let the host understand it by himself."
"... Then what does that special reminder of 'don't act' mean? Tell the actor not to act, is this ridiculous?"
"The host is also asked to understand it on his own."
"Does your talking consume electricity?"
"No."
"Then you will die if you say more."
"..."
Tan Chun, who was full of confidence in his acting skills, wanted to clear the first world with full marks early, and chased after the heroine every day. Unexpectedly, all the supporting characters fell into disrepute. In the original work, those who looked down on him rushed to care about him, and those who were alienated from him also took the initiative to get close to him...
From the moment he failed to pass the level and had to escape in embarrassment, Tan Chun knew that a vicious cycle was about to begin...
"It turns out that the one thing that separated him was never anything else, but love."
#On the dangers of not reviewing the questions carefully
#But I really just want to be paired with the official HE
*Cultivation World 1: Different Paths
[Male Channel Upgraded Stream Big Hero x Big Villain Thousand Faced Demon Lord]
"I am the one who should live and die in the same quilt as you."
*Modern World II: Premeditated Heartbeat
[The balanced gentle and sickly male protagonist x the super possessive male protagonist]
"To me, love is never about letting go, it's not about respect, it's about selfish possession and long-term planning."
*Ancient World 3: Forced to love the person who put him on the throne with his own hands
[Bai Yueguang, who died early, dressed up as a woman x pretended to be a pig and ate the tiger, wolf and dog emperor]
"What white moonlight and red rose?! I only have this little jasmine like you, baby!"
*ABO World 4: Forced Intervention
[Friends of A-to-Ox ambitions who were divided by forced intervention]
"Brother, you smell so good."
*Original World 5: Hate the bright moon hanging high
[Heartless and heartless, he loves the Taoist Master wholeheartedly but cannot turn into a dark disciple.]
"Love and hate are only between one thought, Master, this is what you taught me."
Reading guide:
①True · A handsome and straight man who is popular with everyone. He is loved by everyone but heartless. He is a clever little guy who is very good at acting and deceiving.
② A growth-oriented protagonist with flaws in his character and a late awakening to emotions, so if he is forced to do so, he will generally not be able to escape the ending of one or the other.
③The original world attack is the main attack of this article, not slicing, the ending is 1v1HE
④The protagonist is the center of the world and does not keep chastity or purity.
⑤According to the author's urinary nature, there is a high probability that it will be written as slow wear orz
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Yang Xi, as her name suggests, is naturally cold and fair-skinned.
When he was just born, he was wrinkled and dark, so his great-grandfather was so anxious that he slapped his thigh and gave her the word "fair". Unexpectedly, he was too ambitious and became whiter as he grew older. This made his father sigh with worry, thinking that a boy with such a fair face really lacked masculinity.
Therefore, since Yang Xi was in junior high school, his father had set an iron rule and forced him to run in the sun every day.
Day after day, I run to school, run home, run to the fields to deliver food, and run to the town to sell goat milk. Growing up, the sentence he heard most often was, "Xiao Xi, run!"
Just running like this, he really made a name for himself and went to a prestigious university in a big city that everyone in the village aspired to. Even his skin color remained unchanged at all.
After traveling all the way to a university in a big city, Yang Xi met three dormitory roommates, all of whom were like dragons and phoenixes. Before he entered school, his grandma warned him repeatedly: "People in the city are very judgmental, so don't mess with them! Either stay away, or you'll have to eat sweets."
He was worried at first, but after getting along with her, he felt that grandma was overthinking her. His roommates were all from the city, but they were obviously very nice people.
Roommate No. 1 Is taciturn but takes care of him like a big brother. From how to use a shared bicycle to how to enter the system to choose courses, he was taught step by step, but he always stared at him when nothing happened, which made him feel a little uncomfortable.
Roommate No. 2 Is gentle and gentle. He is one of the top ten students in his major. He will be given private tutoring during the final week. Yang Xi is grateful. Of course, it would be better if the top student would not touch his butt for no apparent reason.
Roommate No. 3 Is a little internet celebrity with a lively personality. He always invites him to shoot some intimate videos together, saying that many people will like him. He is very happy to hear this, but there are many comments under the video that he cannot understand, such as "It's best to lie to this kind of brother, I thought you were joking before entering"...
Gradually, Yang Xi regarded the three roommates as close buddies, and even revealed the most secret thoughts in his heart - he had a crush on the long-distance running goddess of the track and field team of the neighboring school.
The goddess has neat short hair, a honey-like healthy complexion that shines in the sun, and her well-proportioned and tight muscle lines are full of power, and they almost grow on his heart.
But the goddess is a goddess after all, she is too far away from him.
When the three roommates heard this, they immediately said they could help him get the goddess's contact information, but he didn't take it seriously. Unexpectedly, that night, the goddess's friend application popped up on his phone, and she also sent a voice message, which was really the voice of what he was thinking about day and night.
This is how the journey of online dating for Yang Xi, an innocent little virgin, begins. Everything is so sweet and beautiful, except that the goddess occasionally has some niche sexual fetishes, such as liking to see photos of his legs in stockings, which makes him a little overwhelmed (quietly).
But it's normal for a goddess to have a little personality, I'm just a little shy (whispering).
Finally, they made an appointment for a date, and the location was at a hotel that was imaginative.
He was a little confused at first. The goddess was too fierce. What if his virginity was lost? Feeling anxious and nervous, Yang Xi came to the hotel room as scheduled. After waiting for a while, there was a knock on the door.
He opened the door, but was stunned on the spot. Because there was no honey-skinned long-distance running goddess outside the door, only three extremely familiar faces.
…
Later, Yang Xi would always think, she had been running and running all her life, why couldn't she escape from the hands of these three bastards?
Reading guide:
①Subject to the self-perception of 183, a thin-skinned, sunny, straight man, but actually a cold, white-skinned, baby-faced, innocent little virgin, a chick, a lamb, a puppy, and a little country bumpkin.
②A lot of attacks, more than three roommates, but not NP, periodic 1v1, and finally a front attack
③The work of the author xp will probably be very clumsy, condensed and vulgar.
④There's nothing much to say. What I'm doing is forcing straight men to eat.
Intention: Love has its own will
Reader comments
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You are not by my side, but you are in my heart, following you like a shadow
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Will there be daily updates in the future? [Hold your chin]
Xiaochun, I miss you, Boss, I miss you [burst crying] [burst crying] It's okay to send a leave request note when you come back.
Hurry up and read a single book in this world, it's so touching [please]
It's even, it's very beautiful! I hope my wife will go well for the third time, and I also look forward to Chun'er's return [hugging thighs]
I will always wait for you [Lop-eared Rabbit Head] is really well written
Great, teacher, I've been waiting for you [crying]
Finally there is news! Looking forward to meeting Xiaochun again in May~🥰🥰 I wish you and your family all the best🌹🌹
Goddess, I have been waiting for you and Chun'er [hug thigh][hug thigh][poor]
Goddess, it will be nice if you come back [poor] This is so well written! I have been thinking about this Chuner...
I accidentally clicked in and found out that updates would be restored, which is great.
3 "Hey, good guy!" This is a big bug for the author~
It has to be "", both modern and ancient Chinese are so beautiful!
I miss you, boss, I miss you, Xiaochun [hugging thighs]
Thanks to the author for writing such a good article [Lop-eared Rabbit Head]
Damn it, I updated it [hug your thighs][hug your thighs]
It's been a long time since I saw the author, Dada [hug his thigh] It's been a while, brother Xiaochun [hug his thigh]
You are back. . . I miss you so much [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying]
Goddess, you are finally back [crying] [crying] [crying]
The chase is over, Jing Yi and Xu Xing, please always be happy in your world.
Brother Xiaochun... Brother Xiaochun... I finally waited for you [hugging thigh]
All goes well! Looking forward to seeing you again in August [Spreading Flowers]
You are not by my side, but you are in my heart, following you like a shadow
Goddess, you are so good at writing... This academy world makes the childishness of teenage brats very real.
Will there be daily updates in the future? [Hold your chin]