Cheng Ang, as the HR of a black-hearted company, lives a life of an ox and a horse that is worse than a pig or a dog. When the boss speaks, she has no choice but to go up the mountain of swords or into the sea of fire.
Cheng Ang: Boss, you mean to recruit five graduate students within two months and only provide these people with an internship salary of 3,000 without five insurances and one housing fund, right?
Boss: That's right.
So Cheng Ang lived a life of tigers above and wolves below. She deceived the newborn calves until they realized something was wrong and came to her office to make a fuss. Finally, she threw a resignation letter in front of Cheng Ang and cursed, "God damn it! I'm going to call the police and arrest you all!"
He also coaxed the stingy boss to pick out two vegetable leaves from his gold-encrusted teeth and give her some subsidies so that she would not have to call 120 and not be able to afford to call an ambulance.
Cheng Ang originally wanted to work hard until retirement and give her and the kitten a stable home. Until the family's civet cat became seriously ill and begged for a break, the boss with a big belly shook the Rolex in his hand and said something good about the cat.
Cheng Ang immediately slapped him twice, and I quit!
Cheng Ang, who had given up his job, heard thunder on his way back, and thunder rolled straight through his forehead.
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Cheng Ang pointed at himself: "You mean, I am your senior sister?"
The person in front of me nodded: "Yes, senior sister, what's wrong with you? You don't have a fever either."
"Okay, then what do I want to do now...?"
"Master's wife said that you must recruit people this year, otherwise our sect will be expelled."
"Wait a minute, me? Recruiting?"
"That's right, senior sister, my wife has given you the task of recruiting people, because some of the people she recruited before took the master's treasures and ran away, some secretly learned martial arts secrets and then made them popular, and some spread rumors about our sect to the people, and the master was completely frustrated."
Cheng Ang's face was full of dark lines, how unreliable these sisters were, and then she suddenly realized, no, now she has to do this hard work!
"Hey, senior sister, where are you going?!"
Just kidding, who wants to be a HR in the world of cultivating immortals? !
Intention: work hard