
Learn from the Prince to Make Crazy Batches
向太子学习做疯批
by The Official Who Brought Food and Shoveled Shit Before the Emperor (御前带粮铲屎官)
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The column is pre-collected "The Orphan is Humble, Good Governance and Crazy Criticism", please pay more attention to it [The Bodhisattva has a snake-like face and a scorpion-like heart, and is extremely protective of the shortcomings of a high-class lady Above the temple, the wind is turbulent and the clouds are treacherous. Once the situation changed, Yuan Jinning, the eldest son of the British Duke, led 30,000 dragon-blooded troops to protect his family and country. He died in the battle on the border. In exchange for his family's glory, Yuan Lingyi was able to marry the crown prince and his concubine. But she didn't believe that her brother and the Dragon Blood Army would be wiped out so easily. Full of hatred and sorrow, she ran away for three years, gathering fans and winning the hearts of the people, developing a pair of steely hands and a snake-like heart. Until the truth is within reach, the grievances of 30,000 dead souls will finally be cleared. When the fog cleared, Yuan Lingyi saw that the person close to her heart was facing her with swords during the war. "If the queen wants this imperial power, I will stand ready to be killed and make way for you." High vision: I was born sick, born alone, became famous at a young age, rose to power at a young age, but no one loved me. You have a face like Guanyin and pity the world, why can't you love me? If you hate me, don't be angry and hurt yourself. I will wait for death. Please have mercy on me. Small Theater 1.0: Time: When the epidemic is raging Location: Yilou in the bitter cold Director: Gao Zhao Starring: Yuan Lingyi, Gao Zhao Yuan Lingyi: You were born weak and you don't want to die. Gao Zhao: Daughter-in-law, what are you talking about? What are you doing? I feel uneasy when I can't see you. Yuan Lingyi: Touching. Gao Zhao: Wife, please don't be too impatient. In order to save you, I secretly mobilized troops, food, and medicinal materials. My father suspects that I am going to rebel. I might die after I get home... Small Theater 2.0 Time: When everything revives and spring begins to bloom Location: Jiangnan with beautiful scenery Director: Gao Zhao Starring: Yuan Lingyi, Gao Zhao Yuan Lingyi: I want this land, I want this field, I want this Zhuangzi. Gao Zhao: Fix it! Yuan Lingyi: But they didn't give it to me! Gao Zhao: Kill them all... Yuan Lingyi: But what will you do after you return to Beijing? Gao Zhao: It's okay! As long as my wife is happy, kill my brother quickly to cheer up my wife! Column advance collection "Orphan girl is humble, good governance and crazy criticism" Pseudo-orthopedics/Forced love/Forcible robbery/Death escape and Shenyin/The king seizes his minister's wife/Chasing his wife in the crematorium [Cold and tough little white flower x dark and perverted really crazy batch] Su Wan has no memory. When she woke up, a man who claimed to be her husband told her that she was his wife. They lived in this small village, with men farming and women weaving, and they were self-sufficient. But she felt more and more strange that her husband was graceful and dignified, and she was delicate and frail, how could she look like a farmer or a peasant woman? But the husband is sincere and does not seem to be lying. Until one day, the black imperial army broke into their small home, and when the swords were drawn, a young man lifted her chin and whispered in her ear. "Sister, where are you running away to?" She didn't know why, but inexplicable fear invaded her whole body, and she was trembling and dared not look directly at this person. Until memories flood into my mind. She is Su Wan and she is Yuan Ran. She was an orphan adopted by the British government, and she was Princess Anyang who was raised by the Queen Mother herself. She had been cautious since she was a child, not daring to make any mistakes, but she happened to offend the emperor today. When she was young, she was careful to please him, but he spoke harshly to her. When she was young, she protected her sincerely, but he punished her severely. All the original sins were due to her love for her nominal uncle. She carefully guarded this secret, but he accidentally found out about it. In his eyes, she was dirty, despicable, contrary to human ethics, and contrary to Tiangang! But God has mercy on her, and her uncle loves her, loves her, and cherishes her. He did not hesitate to contend with the royal family, sent her out of the palace, and changed her identity to Su Wan. Loved people overcome all difficulties and eventually get married. But Huang Liang had a dream, and the sky had no eyes. Her happiness and smoothness were ultimately ruined by him. The former brother became the supreme king. He ignored the country, the country, the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty, and with an imperial edict, the loyal and courageous husband became a traitor, and she became a sinful woman. In fear, the young emperor pinned her on the bed, and the devil whispered in her ears, "Sister, you belong to me alone." Male protagonist's perspective: I have a sister. He was of dirty commoner blood, but he was able to enter the royal ancestral hall and was favored by his mother and queen. The more cautious and polite she is, the more I want to bully her and humiliate her. Let the queen know that she is just a low-class thing. It's my plaything. But one day, this toy golden cicada escaped from its shell and married her uncle in a grand manner. Our mutual uncle. If that's the case, then I want you to enter the harem and be my sister. Be on my bed, sister... But you did not hesitate to fake your death and escape from the palace. Regardless of my heartbreak and sadness, regardless of my narrow escape from death, regardless of my blood sacrifice for your life. I would rather give up everything and escape with him to the ends of the earth, where the husband will sing and the wife will follow! Then why should I care about your feelings? Sister, you are locked inside the square palace wall with me! Come with me and be a madman... Purpose: Use my body as a blade to protect what I love and kill what I hate



