I Am a Ruined Country and a Faint King? ? ?

Xiao Heng, Taizong of Yan, spent his life fighting in the south and north, opening up territory and expanding territory. During his reign, the Yan country was rich and powerful, and the Yan dynasty's territory reached its peak. However, Taizong Xiao Heng's old illness relapsed and he passed away on his way back to Beijing from his personal expedition. When he opened his eyes again, he heard the people around him say in horror: "Your Majesty, the rebels have invaded the imperial city, and Dayan is going to die!" Xiao Heng: "..." He actually traveled through time and became an emperor of the Yan Dynasty a hundred years later. Seeing that the rebels were about to enter the dormitory, Xiao Heng looked at his appearance in the bronze mirror, wearing a satin skirt and a golden hairpin, and fell into deep thought. Not only was this foolish king ruined the foundation of Yan Dynasty due to his stupidity and incompetence, but he also had an unknown hobby that destroyed rituals and music—— Wear women's clothing. … The Yan family declined, and the heroes separated themselves. Duan Yunfeng, the eldest son of Prince Zhenbei, invaded the capital with the rebel king. He did not find the emperor in the palace, but only saw a down-and-out princess in gorgeous clothes. With a startling glance at Jiuqu Pond, Duan Yunfeng fell in love with the princess at first sight and believed that he had met the true love of his life. Duan Yunfeng thought that the rebel king was violent and unruly, so he simply married the princess and established his own family, and promised that he would conquer the world for her as a betrothal gift. The princess is good at everything, but she is tall and cold and never speaks. Duan Yunfeng always thought that the princess was mute, until one day, when he attacked the place where the remnants of the Yan army were, his men said that the princess had run away with the "resurrected" Emperor of Yan. Duan Yunfeng was furious and prepared to go to the emperor to ask for an explanation. Under the twelve charming crowns, the emperor's cold and handsome face looked particularly familiar, "Didn't you say you want to rule the world for me?" Duan Yunfeng recalled those sweet vows he made endlessly in each other's ears before and under the moonlight, and felt his eyes go dark again and again. No, how come this princess's father is a man? … In order to restore the country, Xiao Heng had to endure the humiliation and bear the burden for a while, and tried his best to cross-dress as a woman. At first, he was very unhappy with this ignorant person who falsely called himself "Mrs." And thought that one day when he returned to the country, he would make him a groom who cleans stables. Later, He felt that Duan Yunfeng was pretty good-looking and could barely be a guard with a sword in front of the emperor... Well, he's not bad at fighting, he can barely be a general. After one battle, Xiao Heng finally regained Dayan River and Mountain. That night, Xiao Heng and the general he personally named rolled off the dragon couch. [The Emperor attacks General X and accepts] … Please push my Gudan preview: "After Entering the Hunjun Simulation Game" Pei Yan played an emperor simulation game. Since you are playing a game, you naturally have to be a tyrant to enjoy it. He did not serve as a minister, but only enjoyed tormenting the ministers. Let the 60-year-old master dance in women's clothes today. Tomorrow, I ordered the minister to imitate the barking of a dog to amuse himself. Forcefully marry the general the day after tomorrow and let him enter the harem to bear children for him. It didn't take long for the general to rebel, and the story ended in GG, and Pei Yan, who had had enough of the emperor's addiction, fell asleep beautifully. Then he closed and opened his eyes and found himself lying on an unfamiliar couch. Kneeling beside the couch was a tall man, looking at him with a ghostly gaze, as if he wanted to eat someone, "Your Majesty, I thank Jingfeng for coming here to sleep with me." Pei Yan:...... Well, well, well, well, not only did he get into the game he was playing, but he also became a tyrant who was about to be rebelled and executed by his men! … In order to prevent Xie Jingfeng from rebelling, Pei Yan decided to play the role of a love-mad man who loved him deeply and treated him as his beloved concubine. As a result, the courtiers discovered that Xie Jingfeng had been summoned to bed the day before, and the suspicious emperor returned the military power to him the next day. Pei Yan: "The general is loyal to me, how can he be disloyal?" Every time the general slept with him, the emperor indulged him even more. Xie Jingfeng even openly contradicted the emperor in the court, but was not held accountable. Pei Yan: "Loyal words are offensive to my ears! The general has a true nature. Come and give me a reward!" The ministers suddenly realized that as long as they became the favored concubine of the foolish emperor, please him, and please him, he would be able to do anything. If the general can do it, why can't we? So, In order to seek funding, the Minister of Industry devoted himself to studying the art of charm. For the sake of his official career, the Vice Minister of Zhongshu did not hesitate to play the role of a kitten and meow like a cat every day. In order to persuade the emperor to accept his advice, the 60-year-old master dressed in the latest women's clothing and asked to enter the palace to perform a dance. Pei Yan:...... These ministers are crazy! ! ! Pei Yan decided to go back to the harem to avoid the limelight. Unexpectedly, as soon as I returned to the harem, I met the general's faint gaze, "Didn't Your Majesty say that you only have one person in your heart, and you want to be with me for the rest of your life? No matter what I want, Your Majesty will agree to it?" Pei Yan had a headache, "Of course, what does Aiqing want?" Xie Jingfeng: "When will Your Majesty and I have a child?" Pei Yan: "..." It turns out that your father is the most abnormal one! Mission: Where there is a will, there is a way