Cat Me? the Cute Cat Has a Different Path! ! [Entertainment Circle]

[If the cat doesn't want to, it's another story about the crazy guide Gong and the cat-shaped human being who just wants to meow, eat, and sleep] If you are raising a dragon cub of the same type, please accept it in advance~ (Copywriting 1) Shen Miaomiao, a stupid cat-like person who only wants to eat, sleep and lie down, is unexpectedly taken home by the gentle and wealthy young actor Shen Siyu. Therefore, Shen Miaomiao has endless canned cats, and can kiss, touch, and sleep with handsome guys (sleeping with handsome guys). The cat said: It is enough for the cat to be born. But one day, Shen Miaomiao suddenly transformed. With nothing to hide, Shen Miaomiao had no choice but to wear Shen Siyu's shirt obediently, revealing a furry head and cat ears that had not yet been hidden. "Shen Siyu... Don't dislike cats." "Cats can eat less canned food." After a long time, Shen Miaomiao suddenly realized something was wrong. Why does he always want to sleep with cats? ? I always want the cat to be called daddy. Ah, humans and cats have different paths. Shen Siyu grabbed the cat's tail and put a bell on the cat: "Be good and be obedient. How about you do it yourself?" (Copywriting 2) Shen Siyu and Shen Miaomiao participated in a cat variety show together. Netizens in the live broadcast room raised questions: Does Shen Siyu really know how to raise a cat? Is this really okay? He didn't do his homework, right? Netizen: No, bathing a cat is not like this. The cat will be stressed! However, the next second: a cat taking a bath happily hugged a duckling. Shen Siyu asked the cat to stretch out its left paw, and the cat obediently stretched out its left paw. Netizen: Huh? Why is Shen Siyu not willing to eat the canned cat food, so he lets the cat lick the lid? Immediately afterwards: an orange cat that was licking the lid shook its head and swung its tail to push the canned cat aside. Licking the lid is the true meaning of canning! Netizens in the live broadcast room: Excuse me. Shen Miaomiao is simply Shen Siyu's most loyal follower. When Shen Siyu completed the task, Shen Miaomiao followed him with little short legs. If Shen Siyu didn't take it with him, Shen Miaomiao would moan and groan all over his body. After the live broadcast for a long time, netizens discovered that Shen Meow Meow, a master in the meow world, sheds tears every time he meows. "Meow~" (miao three times means the cat is aggrieved): If you don't take the cat with you, don't you love cats anymore? "Meow!" (Miao four times means the cat is worried): Shen Siyu, you have to be careful, don't get hurt~ "Meow meow!!" (Meowing twice is the cat's anger): Shen Siyu, you spank the cat again. The cat ignores you. The cat turns its head and slaps you. (Copywriting 3) Perhaps due to the lack of love since childhood, Shen Siyu appears to be a gentle and wealthy young actor, but in fact, Shen Siyu is almost crazy obsessed with what he owns. Therefore, Shen Siyu never thought that he would fall into a cat. He gave the cat a chance. But what to do? The cat is willing to go home with him. When Shen Siyu is in a bad mood, the cat will rub his head to express comfort. The cat will hide in his bed and lean against him warmly. The cat that turned into a human was full of eyes for Shen Siyu. The cat can act coquettishly. When Shen Siyu is injured, he will lie on him and blow on him, saying, "Shen Siyu, be good~ We don't feel any pain." What can be done, Shen Siyu thought. If the cat doesn't want to, Shen Siyu doesn't mind some forced love. Note: (privately equipped) 1. Cats were injured when they were young, so before they became humans, their IQ was limited. 2. After the cat turned into a human, he knew little about human rules, so he was just a stupid cat, but not stupid. He was a very sensitive cat. (Dividing line) Please see the pre-receipt! "The true young master just wants to run away but is trapped by the villain" [The beautiful real young master who just wants to run away and jumps into the sea every day vs. The sinister and ruthless villain Gong who looks like a human but is actually full of evil] 1. Shen Che passed through the book and became the "cannon fodder and true young master" in the novel "True and False Young Masters". In the original text, the true young master has everything he wants, he has low self-esteem, he is sensitive, and he goes crazy because of jealousy. He competed with the fake young master for favor, competed with his brother for family property, and even insulted the villain to force his way forward. In the end, his limbs were chopped off by the villain, put into a sack, and thrown into the sea. Shen Che: Isn't it good to eat and sleep while lying down? Isn't it because money is good for him? Adhering to the principle of coming as he comes, Shen Che just wants to: Don't fight for favor, don't fight for power, don't stand out, Pretend to be deaf and dumb when things happen, and wait for dividends when nothing happens. But as the cannon fodder stepping stone for the villain to successfully seize power, the Shen family members jumped into the fire pit one by one—— The eldest brother is in love and is treated as a blood bag; The second sister is addicted to young meat, and the other party has a few boats; The fake young master prides himself on being smart, but accidentally becomes a substitute... The most outrageous thing is the Crazy Man in the book who is cold, cold and ruthless, and in his final rage kills the Ji family and bankrupts the Shen family. Now she is nestling next to him, calling him with an aggrieved look: "Baby." Shen Che: "...???" 2. In order to avoid the plot's death line, Shen Che calmly advised his family to stay away from nonsense; In order not to be retaliated by the villain, Shen Che had to cautiously refresh his favorability level. But the situation still got out of control, and Shen Che unexpectedly discovered: This is a pervert who is very good at pretending to be a baby, but behind the scenes, he wants to buy a villa full of sex toys and use them on him. Shen Che: "What exactly do you want?" Ji Beichen smiled and whispered in his ear: "I was wondering... How to lock you up and show you only to me." "Baby, do you know when you are most beautiful?" Ji Beichen's hand gently covered her, "Your body will tremble involuntarily, you will gasp for breath, you will beg me, and you will arch your body -" "Baby, I will make you happy." Ji Beichen wiped away the tears rolling down his eyes bit by bit: "If you provoke people you shouldn't provoke, you should be obedient, right, good boy?" Tips: 1. The villain boss is beautiful, powerful and miserable, but dormant in the early stage. Purpose: Protecting animals is everyone's responsibility