
Stupid Beauty, but Charming Physique [Quickly Wear]
笨蛋美人,但万人迷体质[快穿]
by Osmanthus Tuan Tuan (桂树团团)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 36k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 7mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Thousands of people suspected that the system's long-term performance was at the bottom and would be laid off. In a panic, a search was conducted and the soul of a scheming villain was bound to it. System: "As long as you complete the mission and act as cannon fodder for thousands of people, I can help you realize any wish." Bo YiNong: "Okay." It's just that he is clearly doing his mission seriously, but the plot always develops in strange directions... The system looked at the collapse of the plot and was furious: "Fraud! It must be a fraud! How can a scheming beauty be such a huge fool?!" * [The liar from the Noble Academy] You are a beautiful liar from a barren mountain village. With your hypocrisy and vanity, you stole the identity of a young man from the same village as the son of a wealthy family, and defrauded you of a good life and the opportunity to study in a noble college. The college has a distinct hierarchy. As a bottom class member, you are not willing to be ignored by everyone. You fabricated scandalous romances with several real aristocratic roommates on the forum, enjoying the vanity and convenience brought by lies, and amassing money wantonly. What's worse is that teenagers also come to this school. You were afraid that your lie would be exposed, so you pretended to be a roommate and tried to kick the boy out of school. I just didn't expect you to take it off... In the dark utility room, your sneak attack failed. The hand holding the baseball bat was cut behind your back, and your upper body was pressed against the table, unable to move. You couldn't see the young man's expression when he discovered the truth, and felt anxious. You quickly lied about how much you loved him and begged him not to expose you. The person behind you didn't answer and just kept touching you lightly. When your eyes were blurred, a strange and playful voice sounded, "Okay, my rumored boyfriend." You were shocked, and at the same time, the boy's voice sounded outside the door. * [The evil young master played by the real and fake Bai Yueguang] You are a bad young man who has been infatuated with your adopted brother for many years. Your adopted brother's Bai Yueguang made you crazy with jealousy, so you found an opportunity to kill him. You also created a robot that is the same as Bai Yueguang, a "Bai Yueguang" who only obeys your orders. You manipulated "White Moonlight" to do all kinds of unsavory things to you, and you pretended to be pitiful and deliberately let your adoptive brother break. You wanted to drag this aloof and cold moon out of your adoptive brother's memory, break it into pieces, crush it and stomp it into the mud. But you didn't expect that "White Moonlight" would collapse. He imprisoned you. Those deliberately evil programs now make you day and night, suffering from unspeakable pain. What's even more unspeakable is your mature body. You managed to escape, but when you turned around, you found Bai Yueguang appearing behind you. He was wearing a half-mask, and his eyes were cold and terrifying. You were so frightened that you stepped forward to kiss him to please him, but you didn't get a familiar response. You thought he was just angry and kissed you more deeply, but you didn't realize that they had the same face, but they were actually completely different people. The dead Bai Yueguang is back. * [The voyeur caught by the perverts] You are a parasitic voyeur in your employer's home. You seduced your employer and his wife, and secretly filmed your employers' private lives in an attempt to threaten you and obtain money. Unexpectedly, there are pairs of eyes staring at you in every photo... You often fall into hallucinations, always feeling like someone is peeping at you in the dark, the heat in your ears is so real, your hot gaze never leaves your side, and your whole body is exposed to the light. The perverts scrambled wildly, "Can you just spy on me?" * [The unlucky fake princess who pretends to be deaf and mute] You are a man who disguises himself as a woman and is rewarded as a fake princess by the general to reduce his power. You dare not speak for fear of exposing your identity, so after accidentally catching your husband flirting with his mistress, you choose to pretend to be deaf and mute as a backdrop. But later, he never had the chance to say a complete sentence, and could only utter broken whimpering syllables. "Princess, don't say anything. You don't want the prince-in-law to lose his official title because of you, do you?" "Cover yourself, madam, you don't want others to hear you, right?" * [The arrogant young master who failed in dog training] You are a playboy who loves to have fun and is illiterate. You rely on your good looks to indulge in sex with a few friends and attract evil spirits. After trying to train a dog but being trained, you seek help from a Buddhist monk in the monastery. But I found that the Buddha and the evil spirit looked exactly the same... You were imprisoned in a Buddhist hall and wanted to write a letter asking for help but you were illiterate, so you could only please the Buddha. A monk was kind-hearted and helped you write a letter full of obscene words. You hold the letter with joy, imagining that your friend will rescue you soon. * [A money-grubbing bad guy with a sweet smell] You are a gangster who cheated and deceived people in a small town. You gained endless love and infatuation by relying on the treasure of the city. You amassed money wantonly and trampled on the sincerity of the immortal teachers and demon sect masters under your feet. You thought that no one would remember when the treasure expired, but you found that the way they looked at you not only did not change, but became more obsessed... * [Selfish infected person secreting sweet syrup] You are an infected person in the wasteland world. Your body is constantly changing, growing fangs, your skin becomes tender and smooth, and you secrete sweet mucus, which is the favorite of monsters outside the base. In order not to be torn apart, you chose to conceal the truth and risked the entire base to live in an ignoble existence, showing low morals. Until one day, everyone in the base becomes crazy about you, even your best brother becomes angry. * Author demining: 1. Double cleansing, 1vS1, clean the body and mind. 2. The fake millionaires dislike the real millionaires, the plot is cliched and cliché, the small world is a desperate escape, and the main world is he. 3. Random writing flow, no logic, novice writing skills, long-term thinking, write whatever comes to mind. Purpose: People will always fall in love with their complete selves


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