Tsundere and venomous tongue attack x idiot and honest person
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1. Viewing angle:
Ke Yuankong is famous for his good temper and has always given way to Liang Lin since childhood. Even if the other party made such a ridiculous request as "fake marriage", he always agreed.
After being friends for more than ten years, Ke Yuankong never expected that he would actually fall in love with Liang Lin after marriage.
Liang Lin has been avoiding him since high school.
Ke Yuankong, who has a stable personality, can only test carefully: find out Liang Lin's ideal type and send him flowers he planted himself...
He had no idea that as early as that night on the island, that bastard Liang Lin had eaten him up while he was sleeping.
2. Attack perspective:
Liang Lin, the crown prince of Yijing Group, was accused of sexually assaulting a female employee and fell into a storm of public opinion.
After three days of online violence, Liang Lin, who was at the center of the storm, suddenly responded on social platforms:
First, let's correct the typos made by netizens: "The curse words are typographically wrong."
Then he criticized the rival company who forgot to switch accounts: "Netizens said that your hotel is very dirty. I can't get used to it."
Netizen:? Did we also talk to each other?
But what really aroused public opinion was the marriage certificate and accompanying text that Liang Lin later posted: I like men, and I will only be jealous of him. Is there any gay person who can speak up for me? "
While Liang Lin was leisurely and contentedly "proving his innocence" online, his family and assistant were extremely busy.
In the past two days, the assistant had to prepare PR PPTs and help the boss find a marriage partner. The keyboard was almost filled with sparks.
When the assistant made a PPT presentation of the candidate information, Liang Lin was picky in every possible way:
"This one is 1 centimeter shorter", "That one is 1 centimeter higher", and even the shape of the candidate's fingernails is pointed at.
The assistant collapsed and asked: "What kind of marriage partner do you want? "
Liang Lin took out a crumpled photo and pointed at the handsome man on it with disgust: "Just him. Although it is not very good, he is the general among the dwarfs. "
Assistant: "..." What's more despairing than the rejection of the plan is finding out that the boss already has his heart set on something.
3.
After marriage, Ke Yuankong's life rhythm was completely disrupted by Liang Lin:
You need to cooperate with Liang Lin in posing for photos of a "loving couple";
I have to pick up Liang Lin, who hasn't drank at all;
Even Valentine's Day has to be spent together.
As long as he showed reluctance, Liang Lin would sneer: "You want to cheat? "
On the night of the divorce negotiations, Liang Lin pretended to be calm and said: "It's just that you can't live without me. "
Until after the divorce, Liang Lin was no longer qualified to say this.
But Ke Yuankong didn't know that the number Liang Lin called the lawyer at that time was actually 10086.
——————The following is the advance payment——————
(Real) Male ghost attack vs flamboyant and arrogant modern audience
1. Viewing angle:
Si Zhuo was used to being lawless. After being cut off from his family's financial resources, he relied on his face and temperament to win the favor of the director. After looking at the salary in the contract, he casually accepted the filming invitation and read the male protagonist's information at a glance before filming started.
This male protagonist is a coward emperor whose country and family have been ruined. What is so charming about it that it took the director seven years to start filming?
On the day of the startup, the weather was gloomy, and the strong wind almost knocked down the long table made of red cloth and blew the incense candles to the ground. However, the portrait in the middle remained motionless and was placed peacefully on the table.
Si Zhuoyuan chewed some candy and looked at the pale director with cold eyes.
The director's back was soaked and he asked Si Zhuoyuan bravely: "... Why don't you bow? "
"Worship him? Si Zhuoyuan laughed, thinking of the man who often appeared in his dreams - exactly the same face as the one on the portrait.
He sneered and said, "You might as well worship me. "
Such arrogant behavior will definitely be punished in the end. The feud between Sizhuoyuan and the man in the portrait began. Buildings that disappear for no reason, indescribable smells, green lights that appear on time in the middle of the night, and...
——Zhong Shuo came to suck his yang energy.
The man in the portrait circled Sizhuoyuan's body like a python, making it impossible for him to escape, "Who was the man who hugged you during the day? "
"I can't really explain it to you. Si Zhuoyuan's body was wrapped more and more tightly by Zhong Shuo, and he could only endure the feeling of suffocation and explain: "I've said it ten thousand times, it's filming!" Filming! Filming! Do you understand that there is a gap of thousands of years between you and this old antique? "
2. Attack perspective:
After Zhongshuo died in battle, he went through seven seven days and finally went to hell, where his flesh and blood were separated, and he was cursed to never be reincarnated.
His soul wanders on the black water all day long, and after a hundred years, it is refined into the ultimate Yin body. All the ghosts and ghosts in hell obey his orders and are commanded by him.
One day, he was given a secret of rebirth.
That mortal child Sizhuo was originally a Yang body that was rare to encounter in a hundred years. Just by inhaling his saliva and crystal liquid, he could gradually reshape his body and gain new life.
So whenever night fell, Zhongshuo turned into black energy and wrapped around Sizhuo Yuan. But that's not enough. After Sizhuoyuan grew up to be a young man, Zhongshuo forced himself into his dreams and caused him to frequently have nocturnal emissions, and then took them all for himself to accumulate yang energy for himself.
Not long after these days, the mortal child entered the entertainment industry. This is the place where most ghosts and gods are worshiped in the world.
After Zhongshuo finished eating Si Zhuoyuan's bodily fluids, he looked at the sleeping mortal child and thought to himself——
There is no need to create a trap, the prey will be caught by itself.
Mission: Integrity first
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