The thing that Lin Ruiqiao regretted most in his life was having a flash marriage with a random man in a bar.
No, wait! On the second day after her divorce, a product claiming to be the "Heartwarming Roommate Development System" came out, which powerfully refreshed her understanding of "regret".
This mentally retarded system not only ignored the seal of the Civil Affairs Bureau and forcibly defined her ex-husband as a "shared roommate", but also forced her to cooperate with the unbelievable "heart-warming roommate development plan."
"He is my ex-husband! Ex-husband! The divorce was just signed yesterday!" Lin Ruiqiao shook his red notebook angrily.
The system replied lightly: [Database shows: Cheng Shi, 27 years old, currently a roommate. The host please do not try to interfere with the normal operation of the system, otherwise the bad luck penalty mechanism will be activated.
Bad luck punishment mechanism?
Lin Ruiqiao finally learned the lesson. The wheels of her suitcase mysteriously fell off, the elevators were on strike, taxi-hailing apps were collectively paralyzed, and even the hotel reservations she had booked were canceled inexplicably.
In order to avoid something more terrible happening, she had to find a lame excuse to stay: "Well... I also own the house, and I don't want to move for the time being."
However, this is not the most outrageous thing.
When she complained to her best friend about this ridiculous farce of a flash marriage, a series of breathtaking interpretations suddenly appeared in the system in her mind:
[System decoding...
Keyword analysis: "flash marriage" = quickly confirm the roommate relationship; "divorce" = terminate the roommate contract.
Conclusion: The host and Mr. Cheng Shi started living together in a shared apartment due to fate, but later decided to end the shared apartment relationship after friendly negotiation due to differences in living habits (one party prefers a regular schedule, the other is free to follow one's own desires).
Lin Ruiqiao: ... Is this really logic that humans can understand?
What made her even more devastated was that her abstinent ex-husband, who never even touched her during marriage, began to flirt with her after the divorce.
She fell asleep on the sofa reading a book late at night, and when she woke up, she was held firmly in his arms.
"Is your sleeping condition still so bad?" His low voice sounded in her ears, "I'll take you back to the room."
When she angrily accused this "hug" of exceeding roommate boundaries, the system jumped out again to add fuel to the fire: [According to the "Heart-warming Roommate Handbook", these are just basic interactions, the host should not make a fuss.
Lin Ruiqiao: Does anyone know how to uninstall the system in the brain? Waiting online, it's very urgent!
Reading Guide
1. The wild cat pretending to be a good rabbit VS the jealous oiran wearing iceberg skin
2. Break and then build: Divorce first, fall in love later
3. Go in both directions, HE
4. Sweet text, slightly sandy sculpture
5. Welcome to communicate and wish everyone a happy reading.
Intent: Love is respect, not restraint
