When the Demon God of Fun was sent flying by the Star Train, I decided to ask the entire universe to crowdfund my return ticket!
Who in the family understands? One second I was watching Zhongli fight against the Dragon King Ruotuo (I secretly stuffed three chicken drumsticks for Ruotuo), and the next second I was hit by the star train to the edge of the galaxy!
I am Ram, a well-known melon-eating expert in Teyvat. I am now using Star Core as WIFI to send you messages!
About me turning into space junk—
"Passenger, you have violated Article 250 of the Galaxy Traffic Law - illegally producing space debris and obstructing space traffic."
Looking at the conductor in front of me who had been dyed a pink bunny by me, I silently returned the stolen trash can to the Trash Can King.
Laughing to death, can the devil's affairs be called illegal? This is called interdimensional performance art! But Xing, your manner of picking up trash cans is more professional than Hutao's work. Are you considering coming to Liyue to develop the funeral industry?
Laughing to death, everyone in Teyvat knows that I predicted a fall-over—
Nacida kicked me out of the "Devil's Praise Group" overnight - after all, the last prediction of "half price in Mondstadt taverns" caused drunkards from the Seven Kingdoms to crowd Mondstadt. But this time I used the Yaedo light novel as a guarantee: as long as I have 50 V, when I return to Teyvat, I will let Keli's lion be a mount for Keli! Let Aha and Wendy compete for wine (the loser is Nanook's tattooed arm)!
Thousand layers of interstellar fraud tricks—
Want to call the police on March 7 while holding an ice bow? Wait! This demon has prepared hard-core collateral:
Ruotuo Dragon King's special diamond for claw grinding (comes with a wear value test report) × 1
Yanqing's same style floating flying sword (you need to bring your own motion sickness medicine) × 1
Danheng bath water... Ah no! It's "Immortal Dragonborn Moisturizing Essence" x 1
Of course, of course, the first 50 people who transfer money will receive a gift immediately: Interstellar Peace Company IOU (Topa Debt Collection Edition)
(Mobile phone battery low warning)
Anyway, please V me 50! Wait until I finish the silver party at the end of the universe... No, I will go back after the strategy meeting!
[Signal interruption]
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At the end, when the fun people started to get serious about things, a certain demon looked at the sea of stars passing through the train window and secretly stuffed "How to Play Teyvat with One Dollar" into the think tank.
Xing, when this demon comes back with all the fun money in the universe, let Ruan Mei build a talking frozen tree, or take the Black Tower doll to perform on the streets of Liyue!
Note:
1. Star Railway background, Teyvat appears occasionally, the protagonist is the cosmic street runner, and the train flashes from time to time to participate in the plot
2. Original characters and plots appear, and bugs are my fault.
Purpose: Lezi people's life of eating melons
