My name is Hayao Kawasaki. I am 35 years old this year. My former career was an ordinary criminal policeman. I was unfortunately injured in a certain case and unfortunately retired. I had a child without any pain on the premise of having the status of a single person.
My son is a mature child who can take care of himself, but his brain circuit is a bit too strange.
My name is Chuanxiong. I am 6 years old this year. I have an unrelated human father. My current goal is to explore my own species, and I am currently at 1% progress.
My human father is a sloppy uncle who exudes an air of unreliability, but he is still trustworthy in essence.
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"Dad, I have something very important to tell you."
"Ah? What's the matter?"
"Before that, I have to make you promise me that you will definitely help me in this matter."
"... Why do you feel an ominous premonition?"
"This is important."
"... Ah, it's too troublesome. Can I not listen?"
"No."
"Okay then."
"Hey, take your hands off my pants."
"No."
"Let go, I don't want to... Wait! Don't pull! Don't pull! It's going to fall off!"
"It doesn't matter if you drop it. What's important is your response to this matter."
"Hey! Don't underestimate my chastity! What's hidden behind my pants is my last innocence!"
"Is it because only that part of your body is white?"
"..."
(Just sanctions)
"You brat, apologize to my ass."
"... I'm sorry."
"Okay, I forgive you."
"So what's your answer?"
"..."
"..."
"What's the problem?"
"..."
"... Wait! Wait! Put down the slippers! Give me some time to think about it! Don't... Ow!"
(Justice Judgment)
"So, what do you want to tell me?"
"I have to make sure you will help me first."
"Why are you so fancy? Just say it."
"In short, I discovered that I am not actually a human being, but I still don't know what species I am now. My current exploration progress is too slow. I hope you can help me."
"..."
"..."
"Did someone tell you something at school?"
"No."
"Have you watched too many cartoons?"
"No."
"..."
"..."
"Really or not?"
"Really."
(Scratches head) "Hiss——"
(Sincere eyes) "..."
(Turns head) "..."
(Super serious eyes + super serious voice) "Dad."
(Lie down) "..."
(Super star eyes + pulling at the corner of clothes) "Please."
"... I know, I know! Just help you, don't look at me like that."
(Bunny Bunny) "Okay, the plan is successful."
"Can't it be human?"
"No."
"It's so troublesome..."
"..."
"Is it really not possible?"
"No"
"..."
"What's that expression on your face? It's so ugly."
"... Nothing."
(Subway elderly mobile phone jpg.)
Ligusticum Chuanxiong is a human being, but his emotional disorder causes him to separate himself from his human identity. This character setting is somewhat brought to the author himself. However, I am not born with bipolar disorder, but acquired family reasons.
Intention: Plainness is the truth