Male No. 2: "Oh, I went to LA to study for an EMBA last year. I think the sea breeze there is very good. What about you?"
Shen Li: "Me? I studied in China for nine years of compulsory education."
Female No. 1: "Haha, you are so humorous. I think this little cake is very good. Its light milk fragrance is very special, and it reaches the mouth, nasal cavity, and pelvic cavity... Do you want to try a piece?"
Shen Li: "No, I'm not very hungry - do you still want to eat this steamed bun?"
Male No. 3: "What do you do?"
Shen Li: "Work normally and get a dead salary."
Female No. 4: "Can I ask something I shouldn't ask - where is your most sensitive place?"
Shen Li blinked and glanced coldly with a pair of beautiful eyes: "Zz's position - do you have nothing else to ask?"
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The remarriage variety show "Broken Defense?" "Brother Ex-Husband" was launched with a shock, and eight guests stayed in the cabin.
From a distance, he looks like a leader in all walks of life, bright and charming.
Up close, they look like mushrooms with different agendas, pretending to be confused for the sake of fame and gain.
Those who can remarry will remarry, and those who can change will change.
After the show and game are over, the cp is in a pot of chaos, who takes whom seriously?
However, there is another special feature of this variety show:
There are two amateur guests in the cabin, who are actually the exes of two celebrities in the live broadcast observation room!
After the audience votes, the ex-husband will have the opportunity to enter the remarriage cabin and pursue love with his ex again!
Shen Li was the first one to stay in the remarriage cabin, and was commonly known as the number one male.
The conditions are also the worst among all the guests, because he is paid a dead salary. Unlike the rich brothers and sisters who can speak English and can smell the taste through their nose and pelvis when eating, he is just a common man, and his legs are still a little lame.
Coming to this show as a side story, Shen Li believed that no one could like him, let alone get back together with Qian Xingzhi——
He was a former policeman.
He worked as a special police officer, a criminal policeman, and performed second-class meritorious service. He was lame in one leg. He was transferred to a casual position until he could no longer run. Because he couldn't let go of the mountain village that saved his life, he retired and led the villagers to get rich.
Shen Li is now on the show not for remarriage, let alone for love.
I just want to promote the village primary school and recruit more excellent teachers, and by the way, I can use the sky-high advertising fee to build the village.
So Shen Li pushed the boat with the current, and he could use the help of his ex-husband, and he would not be a prostitute if he didn't do it.
Besides, they separated in the first place...
There really isn't anything shameful about it, it's just inappropriate.
Both circles are busy and have their own lives, so they can't see each other twice a year.
No matter how passionate we were in high school, after the passion subsided, we ended up becoming people in two different worlds.
He…
Money is not enough.
Since you can't give him what he wants, it's better to let him go as soon as possible.
Over the years, Shen Li didn't know if Qian Xingzhi had ever looked for him again.
He only saw Qian Xingzhi on the screen, standing on a higher podium again and again, smiling and thanking the crew and his family, as if he was embracing the whole world. However, Qian Xingzhi's world no longer needs him.
It doesn't matter anymore.
Shen Li works on a variety show and acts casually.
It is really easy for 208 people to make money, so it is most practical to make more money for construction.
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Money is in a hurry, that is really urgent.
Is Shen Li's leg still okay?
Why does everyone want to date Shen Li? !
What kind of crooked melons, cracked dates, monsters and monsters are you worthy of?
——That's my wife! Mine!
If he had known this, he shouldn't have been clinging to Shen Li every day, crying like a frustrated little wife. Shen Li hated being in love the most, and hated being disturbed when working. It was all because he was too ignorant and too clingy.
It's fine now. In the seven years since his divorce, Qian Xingzhi has gone from being obsessed with love to being obsessed with iceberg beauty and abstaining from sex. If this is the case, Shen Li should like it, right? QAQ...
Talk less,
nourish the stomach,
Indifferent.
Shen Li's favorite style.
No.
I can't pretend anymore, hurry up and vote for me!
Don't the audience have eyes? Why don't you vote for me? !
——Let me in, my wife is Shen Li!
——Forget it, let me enter the house first, and then I can continue to pretend to be an iceberg beauty, okay?
Qian Xingzhi paced around the studio like a hot dog on a hot pot.
Fan: ... You're a divorced man. You've been an indifferent iceberg sportsman for so many years. Are you just pretending?
Qian Xingzhi (tearful, weak, broken, dead version): I'm fishing for my wife, do you understand?
The surface is cold and rational, but the heart is gentle and sensitive. The surface is iceberg, but the love brain is attacked by the actor
1) [Demining first]: When Gong and Shou separated, both of them were responsible: Gong was naive, had too much love brain, ego, and sexual needs, so he was not a mature and good partner; Shou was busy, did not coax, was talkative, and did not communicate, and over-indulged Gong before the divorce. It's a sweet and sour story, but neither protagonist is perfect. Over the years, I have corrected myself and worked hard to grow. Only when the problem is truly solved will I remarry.
2) The injured leg will heal.
3) The author is a CP fan, both offensive and accepting.
4) Please do not match the seats. It is unnecessary to mention real actors.
5) Some chapters of this article contain barrages, which are required by the plot or atmosphere. The barrages and supporting characters do not represent the author's views.
6) It is not recommended to open the paragraph comments for reading free chapters.
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The next article opens: "The Unlucky First Wife, Bound to the Empathy and Unrequited Love System"
The tax inspection cut into the main artery of the entertainment industry, and tax collector Shen Du penetrated into the harem story of male videos.
[The male protagonist of this article comes from a grassroots background, counterattacks the best actor, has a harem all over, and enjoys the entertainment industry.
[And you are the unlucky first wife of the grassroots male protagonist - a man.
[You fell in love with the male protagonist at first sight, used your family background to force him to submit, used resources as betrothal gifts, and used your future as a threat to force the male protagonist to marry you.
[The male protagonist was nineteen years old at that time, a straight man, and he knelt down to sign the marriage agreement. After marriage, you were completely obedient to him, but he refused to touch you even to the death.
[It wasn't until the seventh year of marriage that the male protagonist set up a scheme to bankrupt your family and ruin your reputation. In the end, you were "suicided" in an uninhabited corner, becoming a model of self-blame.
[The role of your role: 1. Provide resources for the male protagonist (pie in the sky!); 2. Enhance the charm of the male protagonist (Wow! Even men are obsessed with the male protagonist!); 3. Provide comfort for straight readers who hate and hate homosexuality (a good death! Deserve it!)]
Shen · Practical Assassin · Explosive Combat Power · Du: What did you say? Say it to me again.
System: Uh... Hehe... Hmm.
[In view of your extraordinary courage, astonishing courage, and outstanding intelligence, there is a serious mismatch with the original character.
[Chuishuju will give you an SSS-level system to help you escape your original fate!
Shen Cold-faced Kitty Du said: "Huh, that's pretty much it."
Open the system and take a look: the empathy and love system.
But the available candidates are all men.
?
Was there any mistake?
He is also a straight man.
Co-author, does he have to have a relationship with a man?
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Qi Chengjun is speechless.
He discovered that he was not only the villain in a male pornographic novel, but also had a fucking KPI - to steal the love of his life from the male protagonist.
He has been searching for many years to find out who the hero is, the love of his life.
But after many searches, only one person was found: Shen Du.
This man has been quietly working behind the hero's back for many years and has given everything. After Qi Chengjun eliminated the option of "the male protagonist is a pure white-eyed wolf", he decided that Shen Du was the person he wanted to rob. As for the male protagonist's ridicule and insults towards Shen Du - he understood it as an artist's way of dealing with the media.
So fucking shameless.
Qi Chengjun was very angry. He didn't think a man should let his sweetheart suffer such injustice for the sake of his career.
Qi Chengjun is very jealous. If someone is so kind to him, he will definitely love them.
Qi Chengjun is very firm. He would treat Shen Du better.
"Baby, how am I compared to your husband?" Qi Chengjun tried his best to ask, "Can you consider me?"
Shen Du leaned in his arms, like a lazy kitten, grinning and exhaling: "I'm considering your mother - didn't you say you're frigid? You're such a liar, I should have known I wouldn't have chosen you."
Qi Chengjun:?
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He wanted to lie down flat but couldn't, so he simply killed the god of war and breathed and bited the god of war kitten·Shou
A ferocious villain who wants to be ruthless but is extremely infatuated, hates everything and has a strong sense of responsibility.
[Entertainment Circle/Love Variety/Through Books/System/Face-Slapping Articles]
[Shuangjie/A match made in heaven/Straight men being bent over/Fake NTR]
Babies who like new copywriting are welcome to collect it! ! !
Intent: Adults' reunion is not a promise of "change", but a process of long-term transfer of each other's comfort zone after emotional participation and rational weighing of the pros and cons for the good old days.