"? It's so easy to wear! Where is my system?!"
"I'm just here for a visit, do you believe it?"
"..."
"I'm sorry to ask, why do we need to recruit soldiers?"
"Are you sick? Besides fighting, what else can you do? Is it possible that I can provide you with a comfortable life?"
"What are you doing?"
"General, I'm not running away."
"There are no three hundred taels of silver here. From now on, you will be my personal soldier."
"Ah! General, I promise not to run away. Can you see if you can—"
"No."
"General, I escaped, please catch me quickly."
"I'm really leaving if you don't wake up."
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The middle-aged boy Lao Deng VS the cool male god
Intention: time travel