
The Enemy I Picked up When I Went Down the Mountain Said That I Was Cheating on My Marriage.
下山捡的死对头非说我骗婚
by Cold and Bright Before Flowering (花前寒明)
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- Ongoing
- Length
- 26k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 3d ago
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- JJWXC
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[Xue Lin x Xie Qi] Hate Hai Qingtian? In fact, meeting a close friend in a low mountain and smelly water] Xie Qi had known since he was a child that he had a senior brother who was expelled from the school because of his conscience. However, he had no impression of this senior brother and was not interested in him. Until one day, a scroll fell out of the Sutra Pavilion. It was full of a naked child in various embarrassing postures. The two buttocks were painted so lifelike that everyone laughed. Xie Qi was also very happy, thinking about who drew it, and who was the stupid kid who drew it. It made people laugh to death. Just when he was overjoyed, the senior sister stared at him solemnly and read out the name of the child above, Xie Qi. Xie Qi couldn't laugh anymore. Xie Qi: What kind of beast painted it! This incident spread from one person to another in Fuling Wonderland, and it has since become a joke and has become famous far and wide. Xie Qi's "reputation" was completely ruined. And the initiator of that scroll was his senior brother who had been expelled from his school long ago. For the first time, Xie Qi truly felt that the word "beast" used to describe his senior brother was a compliment to him. - Later, he went down the mountain at the command of his master, accidentally fell into a trap, and was forced to marry a ghost bride. Legend has it that this bride was so beautiful that everyone who saw her went crazy for her. But that night, Xie Qi sat on the bed, looked at the bride in front of him, and fell into deep silence. Is there something wrong with this legend? The bride in front of him is eight feet tall, well-muscled, and powerful. She wears a red dress that looks a bit wild. Her thigh muscles look even more developed than his. She is really... "Peerless" and unparalleled... The bride boldly lifted her skirt, stepped on him with her legs crossed, and said coldly: "Take off your clothes, or I will kill you." Xie Qi: ... Oral area. - Xie Qi finally escaped, and when passing by the river, he picked up a man covered in blood. That night by the bonfire, he stared at the man's face for a long time, but somehow he felt something was wrong. He always felt... He seemed to have seen this face somewhere before? After the man woke up, Xie Qi wanted to wave her sleeves and leave, but told the man that there was no need to express gratitude. But who would have thought that instead of thanking him, the man raised his leg and kicked him over. Then, he stepped on his face and said with a vicious smile: "Little bastard, did I say, never fall into my hands again?" With this familiar posture and familiar voice, Xie Qi stopped. At this moment, he finally knew why he felt that this person looked familiar. Isn't this the "Ghost Bride"? ! Xie Qi:...... It's not that enemies don't get together. New grudges this night and old grudges that night. From then on, the two became friends. - After finally going back after going through all kinds of hardships, Xie Qi vomited his bitterness to his master and cursed the man who he had dubbed the most despicable person in the world. He launched a comprehensive attack from what he did to his character to his appearance. When he finished speaking, the Master was looking at him with a stunned expression. Just when Xie Qi thought that the always indifferent Master was also shocked by the man's shamelessness, he added with gloating: "Besides, he also has a red mole on his butt, which makes me laugh so hard!" But who would have thought that the master's eyes when looking at him became more and more incomprehensible and he hesitated to speak. After a long time, Master said: "He is your senior brother." Xie Qi:...? Okay, it's not that enemies don't get together. - Legend has it that the human demon Xue Lin is burdened with blood debts, is murderous, and commits all kinds of evil. No one knows his life experience, nor where he comes from. They only know that when he came into the world's sight, he was already the murderer of three massacres. Since then, he has become famous and everyone is afraid of him. Some people say that he has a grudge against the young disciple from Fuling Fairyland. The two were tit for tat, to the point where they wanted to eat meat and drink blood. They were notoriously bitter enemies. Later, Fuling Fairyland was slaughtered overnight, and Xie Qi was nowhere to be found. Everyone said that Xue Lin did it, and Xie Qi must have been kidnapped by Xue Lin. Some people say that Xue Lin has always been cruel. Xie Qi may have been tortured by the ten tortures long ago and turned into a waste that is neither human nor ghost. Some people say that Xue Lin likes to feed his spiritual pets with living people, and Xie Qi should have been fed with his limbs removed and his internal organs peeled off. But later, Xie Qi appeared again and revived Fuling Wonderland. Everyone was surprised and thought that something good was going to happen now. When Xue Lin learned that Xie Qi had returned, wouldn't he lead his men to kill Xie Qi and kill him completely? As they expected. Xue Lin led his men to kill him. Everyone rubbed their hands and stared excitedly, preparing to watch another big show. However, things are unpredictable. They didn't see the big show, but they only saw the rumored God of Death, standing angrily at the entrance of Fuling Fairyland and yelling: "Xie, get out of here! When you got married to me, you were already my wife! What do I mean by disowning your husband now? I didn't expect that you, the head of Fu Ling, would do such a despicable thing as cheating on your marriage? Come out!" When he got to the end, he actually felt "deeply in love" and felt aggrieved. The macho man burst into tears, while the young daughter-in-law also detailed the grievances he had suffered because of Xie Qi's neglect. The scene was jaw-dropping for everyone. Everyone was amazed, no... How is this different from the legend? ? ? After learning the news, Xie Qi threw the jade cup angrily and cursed: "That's nonsense! He was clearly the one who got married back then!" Disciple on the side: Master, is this the point... After the news spread like crazy, everyone said that they didn't expect the two of them to hate Hai Qingtian! It's also a good show! It was not until later that people discovered that these two people were in love with each other... It was clear that they met a close friend in a low mountain and smelly water, and it was too late to meet each other! The husband and wife team up to bring chaos to the world of cultivation! What a sin! - Note: 1. The brain circuit of the arrogant straight man is different from that of ordinary people. Long Aotian Gong 2. The protagonists are not perfect and have their own problems and shortcomings. 3. To be added. Motto: True love can overcome all difficulties