Don't Mess with the Idiot Cannon Fodder Next to the Villain
不要招惹反派身边的笨蛋炮灰
by Lamb Kebab (羊肉串烧)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 3k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[Quick travel + idiot cannon fodder + vicious villain + 1v1 + slicing + double cleansing + micro force. Wu Wu is stupid, greedy for life and money, and is a professional cannon fodder. He only has a pitiful number, and even his name was given by the system because it felt that he was particularly loud and whining when he cried. Wu Wu has been working hard in order to hug the villain tightly in every world so that his death will not be so miserable. Very seriously. He is better than other cannon fodder because the system provides him with pain immunity. So when he died, he was a little too serious and his acting was too exaggerated. The villain always didn't believe it and chased him to the crematorium. Replacement for wealthy family The boss villain and substitute cannon fodder. What happened to money worship? I feel bad because he doesn't worship money, the villain said, so Wuwu lives up to expectations and loves money especially, and the end result is to die in a pile of money, with a vanity mark on his face. Villains are ruthless and have a lot of money. After Wu Wu escapes and is caught, he will really die on the villain's "pile of money". Villain: "Don't pretend to be dead, I don't believe it." Campus Youth The school bully villain and cannon fodder. Everyone knows that the school bully who walks sideways on campus has a tail that can't be shaken off. That's right, Wuwu is Tai Tai, who is very clingy. He follows the villain when he eats, when he plays ball, and when he goes to the toilet. The school bully who was so clingy turned red in the ears and shouted angrily: "Do you like me?" Rebirth in the End of the World Take charge of the villains and little zombie cannon fodder. Everyone is a zombie. It is normal to be caught, to be studied, and to be fed. Therefore, Wu Wu, who became a zombie, was pushed into the pile of zombies by himself in the previous life, and then was caught by the base commander who was reborn the next second. The suspicious villain who was betrayed once and still chose to believe faced Wuwu who had become a little zombie and muttered to himself: "Do you have a hard time?" Aristocratic Storm Noble villain and beta cannon fodder. Beta is not affected by pheromones, and he and the nobleman with abnormal glands are a perfect match, so they have a tacit understanding when doing bad things. But after his ex-boyfriend fell down, he, a young widower who was struck by lightning, suffered a disaster, and was so-called inherited by his ex-boyfriend's brother. The younger brother felt that what belonged to his elder brother belonged to him, so he climbed the wall every day: "Sister-in-law, open the door. I am really my brother." Era Crying Bag Rough villain and beautiful cannon fodder. The villain who always has a fierce face, and has a tear-incontinent constitution makes him a cannon fodder. He is really a genius. When he is fierce, he will cry, and after crying, he has to be coaxed. He cried so much that he lost all his temper. He went from being cold-faced and fierce and silent, to being cold-faced and silent while washing his underwear. Being called a brother, the obsessed villain wanted to tear his heart out, "Stop crying, I feel bad." [Cultivation of Immortal Rabbit Demon] The evil immortal and the stupid rabbit demon. There is an unwritten rule in the world of cultivating immortals. No one can offend the rabbit who comes to the immortal. Especially when the rabbit is about to run away, it finds you and shows pity to you, saying that it wants to go out to relax. You must refuse, otherwise it will be very miserable! ! Wuwu couldn't escape or die, and the system was trapped by the Immortal. The misfortune was even worse, and he couldn't escape at all. Purpose: Save the world