
[Zongyingmei] Oh My God, My Brain Can Talk!
[综英美]天哪,我的脑子会说话!
by Flowers Return by the Side (侧畔花归)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 420k Words
- Chapters
- 125
- Genre
- No CP
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 8d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeWestern Fanworks
- POVFemale Lead
- Age13+
- Amnesia
- British and American Derivatives
- Complaints
- Lighthearted
- Superhero
Synopsis
Jason's perspective: Jason originally thought that the most unlucky thing in his life would be to be beaten to death by a clown. Now he knew that he was wrong. The most unlucky thing for him was to pick up a talking puppy one day at the entrance of an alley. She seemed like a sweet child, but she would always raise her head and say something like "The city is crying" and "There is sin in the air." After speaking, she turned to me and asked me seriously: "Boss, did you hear that?" …I heard you. What's even more outrageous is that she can actually solve the case, to the extent that she can see through the truth at a glance—— "Boss, there are six people stepping on this window sill, ranging in height from 1.47 To 1.85 Meters, with obvious weight differences. There are four men and three women. Judging from the depth of the footprints, two of them have been bearing weight for a long time, one has an ankle that is turned in, and one likes to wear super thick soles..." The problem is that her brain circuit is not normal—— "So, boss, you are not... Some underground idol, are you? Are these all your illegitimate meals?" Yes, yes, that group of bats are bastards. They come here every day to visit or eavesdrop. Of course, there is nothing about ladies here. He finally realized what "raising a child is a responsibility"—— "... Fuck you." "Wow, that's cool! Fuck you! Is that more - Fuck me, Fuck it, Fuck her, Fuck him, Fuck this, Fuck that?" "... You are really good at drawing inferences from one instance to another." "Wow, thank you!" "I'm not praising you! Don't learn such things from me!!" He understood what "when the kid is quiet, he must be acting like a monster"—— "... Can you tell me why the microwave exploded?" "... I just want to eat a hot can..." "So you just threw the whole can - with the tin attached! Into the microwave to heat it up?!" But he occasionally--only occasionally! You may think that raising a cub is actually pretty good. For example, right now, she is sitting cross-legged on the sofa, holding a large bag of potato chips in her hand, eating crumbs all over her face, and some conditioning powder on the corner of her mouth. While watching him repair the gun, she is asking questions. The questions are more and more outrageous: "What will happen if this magazine is loaded backwards? Will it be fired back at me?" Jason had a headache while holding back his laughter, and handed her a piece of paper to wipe her mouth: "Don't move, just don't blow me up." ——Only at this time will he realize that his life has been messed up by this kid, but it has also become a bit... Worth looking forward to. Just occasionally - he insisted, any more and it would be fatal. Zaizi's perspective: [Logical thinking: You have lost your memory. This is the only reasonable conclusion that can explain that you cannot remember any information now. Me: Oh, I said why I can't even remember my own name, but why is my brain talking? Educated and well-informed: Amnesia may be caused by trauma, psychological trauma or chemical intervention. It takes time to restore memory and may also require outside help. Me: I understand everything, but why is my brain talking! [Calm down: Calm down, it's normal for your brain to speak. I:? It's true or false, I don't study well, so don't lie to me. [Inland Empire: Blank Memory... No, this is not just amnesia. This is another door that destiny opens for you. The past is obscured and the future beckons. Look around you. Hidden here are your answers and maybe more - who are you? Why here? Was your past taken away from you, or did you leave it behind? I:? Now he starts talking to himself, hey, pay attention to me! Insights and Notes: The ground is moist but there is no obvious accumulation of water, indicating that it has just rained nearby. The drainage system is barely normal, but the smell of sewers indicates serious aging. This is a typical old city. The graffiti on the walls has various styles and has many overlapping layers, indicating that the security situation here has been chaotic for a long time and gang activities are frequent. Me: Hey, am I a gang member? [Maverick: Hey, why does it have to be a gang? Think boldly – maybe you're a hero fighting gangs, or a mysterious protector of the area. Look at these signs on the wall. They might not be repelling you, but honoring you! Me: Well, you are right, I am a superhero! [With developed five senses: Listen, someone is coming. Me: Am I some kind of deaf-blind person who starts to remind me when people are almost walking away from my face? [Suspicious: His steps are steady and he looks straight ahead, but his shoulders are slightly tilted forward and his fingers are always kept close to his waist. He can launch an attack at any time. His eyes scanned every corner of the alley, as if checking for any ambush. Me: Oh, look at this posture, he must be a big boss, is he my boss? "Hello, boss! And boss, who am I?" "...'Boss'? I like this title, but I really don't know when I got a... Underage 'little brother'." Jianweizhizhu: Well, he is not your boss. Me: Tsk, I know even if you don't tell me. [Reasonable: He is wary of you, but also feels helpless about your situation. It can be seen that he is not good at dealing with underage children, but his hesitation also shows that he is not a callous person. [Response speed: Hey, maybe you can let him take you in? Me: A good man is afraid of being harassed by women, so I fell in love with my family! "Boss, please take me in, otherwise I will die, please!" [Speaking well: Your persuasion is really bad. Me: Shut up. Anyway, I have a place to sleep. Ps: This is Jason's article on raising a cub. He brings a top-notch cub with an intelligence of 6, spirit, 4 and physical strength of only 1 in the Disco Elysium Thinking Library. In other words, he is a top-notch cub with a very useful brain but a lot of weakness. The cub has amnesia at the beginning and cannot remember anything. He has a strange brain circuit, so he is smart and stupid at the same time (?, And Jason is 10 years apart. Jason is both a brother and a mother (no, he curses every day, but when something really goes wrong, he is the first to rush to fish it out. It's time to let Jason feel the pain of raising a cub. Pss I de-mine myself: 1. I have used chat to help check the structure of the article (but the article was written by myself and has been revised. If you are still willing to accept me, then continue reading) 2. I am not experienced in DC. I have watched all the animated movies, but when it comes to comics, I need to look up information while writing. 3. Because the linked game is a word game, there are game elements. 4. I am an otaku who wants to try out all kinds of games and anime, so there are a lot of bad jokes. 5. The article is written in the first person. Like the game, the suspenseful plot is mostly advanced in the form of dialogue, which is specifically reflected in the ability to chatter all the time. 6. I haven't decided yet whether it's better for "I" to never have a name or to have a name later. In short, everything is left to amnesia. 7. The character setting will change according to the mood (not the progress of the article) (it's really the same as the game (being beaten) 8. Don't reply but basically read all the comments. If necessary, I will respond when I have something to say. 9. You can make suggestions and I will actively adopt them. 10. Minato Purpose: Use pure intelligence to interpret the whole world





