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Q: What is it like to be a butler in a rich man's house?
A: Thanks for the invitation. I'm at Wayne Mansion in Gotham and have set the children's welfare hotline as a quick dial key:)
Let me briefly introduce myself first. I am an outstanding employee of the Literary Division of the General Manager of Kuaishuan Bureau. I have served as special assistant, general assistant, housekeeper and other popular auxiliary occupations around presidents Gu, Xie, Shen and Duan respectively.
He is proficient in many skills such as "The young master has not smiled like this for a long time", "My wife has been away from home for three days", and "identifying real and fake daughters who are living abroad", and has rich experience in business warfare, land warfare and online public relations warfare.
Based on my excellent career as a top-level butler, I should be able to handle any kind of hegemonic family with ease.
However, after joining the company, I discovered that the Wayne family's boss syndrome seemed to be more serious than I thought.
The employer, Mr. Wayne, is a standard playboy and a famous socialite who hangs out at drinking parties in Gotham City. He was so elusive that he often came home drunk and injured, and wandered around somewhere unknown.
…Anyway, I haven't seen him go to the board of directors very often.
Although Dad has no hope, the young masters of the Wayne family are not much better either.
The boss has nothing to say, he is a decent person, handsome and well-organized, and a public servant of the people.
The second child is in a special situation. Because he is worried about being seeked by his enemies, he is pretending to be dead. He is currently doing some small business and starting his own business.
But according to my observation, this guy may be the boss of the local black gang.
The third child is a well-paid working man, and it is thanks to him that the idiot father of his siblings has not ended up on the street due to bankruptcy. He is a ruthless work machine that only consumes one cup of coffee after working overtime for hundreds of hours.
Praise Him.
The situation of the fourth child is more serious. He is 13 years old, but he is a troubled teenager who carries controlled knives, skips classes and fights.
I think this may be caused by wealthy parents' neglect of caring about their children's growth.
Oh, I forgot to mention that except for the fourth child, who is biological, the other three sons were adopted by Wayne, and they are all beautiful little boys with black hair and blue eyes.
…
Beautiful little boy.
Anyway, please save it first and follow it for follow-up. If you have any questions, I will call the children's rescue hotline as soon as possible.
Wayne, I am watching you. (Referring to)
Things to know before reading:
1. First person perspective, the weird family relationship of the Bat family in the eyes of outsiders, including a lot of misunderstandings and bad jokes from hell.
2. No harm, just persecution (OvO)
3. The characters follow the relaxed daily life of the Wayne family's adventures, and there are massive OOC warnings in advance.
Mission: Trust and love build a beautiful family
Reader comments
Teacher, let us, Xiao Wen, squeeze out the new butler in the comics. I have no choice. ૮ﻌა
(Walking over) Teacher, there really is a new housekeeper in the Wayne family (walking over)
The main text is okay, quite funny, I haven't had such fun watching it for a long time. It was a type of movie that I would forget about after watching it, but I didn't expect the extra story to be a real fairy. I was moved by seeing the two parallel time and spaces.
It's really great written in big letters [crying] [crying] [crying] Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I don't want to end, I like this protagonist, it's like the shaping process of an interesting soul, watching him make decisions, watching him not be defined, watching him have a destination, it's so good. They can continue to live and be happy in that world, and they can make up their daily lives, and the little stories between them will never end in the third dimension, but in the second dimension! ! ! [Crying] [crying] [crying]
Man, you haven't moved for a long time [crying]
I really like the extras of Ball 3... The stamina is so strong... Sure enough, the heavy story is more unforgettable... Although I only watched it after the ending of HE came out, so I was lucky not to be traumatized, but it was still so uncomfortable, and I felt a sense of emptiness after the sudden end QAQ I really want to see the warm daily life of the three people after the restart QAQ
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After drinking this bottle of nutrient solution, I will fight Thirty Thousand Three again tomorrow!
Man, I miss you so much [poor]
I'll just say one thing. This article is really very nice. I've reread it.
Goodbye, round-faced chick, you are the unique round-faced chick raised by Bi.
Good night
I prefer the be ending. When I saw the "reboot" I was thinking that Thomas and Bruce after the reboot are no longer the original chicks and kittens. For example, if your relative dies, clone another relative, let him experience everything your relative has experienced, and then send it to you. Do you still feel that this is still your relative? Even if we continue to live, it is just a pretending game between the Creator and his creation, full of self-deception. Xiao Wen's decision on whether to restart is actually the same thing. Therefore, killing Thomas can be regarded as a higher being's past mercy. But in the final analysis, the world after the restart has no meaning to Xiao Wen.
Alas, I felt so empty while lying in bed, so I clicked in to reread this episode, and I still felt uncomfortable. How can it be written so well and so appropriately! (Angry Shake author)
The moonlight shines brightly in front of the bed, the text is posted on the Jinjiang River, the nutrient solution is irrigated, and the code words are doubled~
A new day! New nutrient solution! Come on, code!
The Nutrient Solution (1/1) achievement has been achieved, and there is a certain chance of an update being dropped. Please keep up the good work, knights.
Ask me how deeply I love you, the nutrient solution represents my heart~
Today's inspirational fuel is being injected into the author, please sign for the "nutrient solution"~
Nutrient solution +1! Great update also +1!
Freshly baked nutrient solution is here! Catch it quickly, I have to be full of energy to write today~
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Ding ding ding, your nutrient solution has arrived, please update to check!
00 If you pour nutrient solution into a small tree pit, will a towering tree grow?
还有番外吗
Pay attention, your nutrient solution is here~
The moonlight shines brightly in front of the bed, the text is posted on the Jinjiang River, the nutrient solution is irrigated, and the code words are doubled~
Damn, these nutrient solutions are all for you!
The author has great brainstorming skills, come and grab a bottle of nutrient solution and continue your brainstorming~
Damn, these nutrient solutions are all for you!
I've come to see you with my nutrient solution in my arms. Hand over the manuscript depositor quickly! ! !
I have the nutrient solution in hand, can I add more? !
Teacher, let us, Xiao Wen, squeeze out the new butler in the comics. I have no choice. ૮ﻌა
(Walking over) Teacher, there really is a new housekeeper in the Wayne family (walking over)
The main text is okay, quite funny, I haven't had such fun watching it for a long time. It was a type of movie that I would forget about after watching it, but I didn't expect the extra story to be a real fairy. I was moved by seeing the two parallel time and spaces.
It's really great written in big letters [crying] [crying] [crying] Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I don't want to end, I like this protagonist, it's like the shaping process of an interesting soul, watching him make decisions, watching him not be defined, watching him have a destination, it's so good. They can continue to live and be happy in that world, and they can make up their daily lives, and the little stories between them will never end in the third dimension, but in the second dimension! ! ! [Crying] [crying] [crying]
Man, you haven't moved for a long time [crying]
I really like the extras of Ball 3... The stamina is so strong... Sure enough, the heavy story is more unforgettable... Although I only watched it after the ending of HE came out, so I was lucky not to be traumatized, but it was still so uncomfortable, and I felt a sense of emptiness after the sudden end QAQ I really want to see the warm daily life of the three people after the restart QAQ
The author has great brainstorming skills, come and grab a bottle of nutrient solution and continue your brainstorming~
After drinking this bottle of nutrient solution, I will fight Thirty Thousand Three again tomorrow! Man, I miss you so much [poor]
I'll just say one thing. This article is really very nice. I've reread it.
Goodbye, round-faced chick, you are the unique round-faced chick raised by Bi. Good night
I prefer the be ending. When I saw the "reboot" I was thinking that Thomas and Bruce after the reboot are no longer the original chicks and kittens. For example, if your relative dies, clone another relative, let him experience everything your relative has experienced, and then send it to you. Do you still feel that this is still your relative? Even if we continue to live, it is just a pretending game between the Creator and his creation, full of self-deception. Xiao Wen's decision on whether to restart is actually the same thing. Therefore, killing Thomas can be regarded as a higher being's past mercy. But in the final analysis, the world after the restart has no meaning to Xiao Wen.
Alas, I felt so empty while lying in bed, so I clicked in to reread this episode, and I still felt uncomfortable. How can it be written so well and so appropriately! (Angry Shake author)
The moonlight shines brightly in front of the bed, the text is posted on the Jinjiang River, the nutrient solution is irrigated, and the code words are doubled~
A new day! New nutrient solution! Come on, code!
The Nutrient Solution (1/1) achievement has been achieved, and there is a certain chance of an update being dropped. Please keep up the good work, knights.
Ask me how deeply I love you, the nutrient solution represents my heart~
Today's inspirational fuel is being injected into the author, please sign for the "nutrient solution"~
Nutrient solution +1! Great update also +1!
Freshly baked nutrient solution is here! Catch it quickly, I have to be full of energy to write today~
Freshly baked nutrient solution is here! Catch it quickly, I have to be full of energy to write today~
Ding ding ding, your nutrient solution has arrived, please update to check!
00 If you pour nutrient solution into a small tree pit, will a towering tree grow?
还有番外吗
Pay attention, your nutrient solution is here~
The moonlight shines brightly in front of the bed, the text is posted on the Jinjiang River, the nutrient solution is irrigated, and the code words are doubled~
Damn, these nutrient solutions are all for you!
The author has great brainstorming skills, come and grab a bottle of nutrient solution and continue your brainstorming~
Damn, these nutrient solutions are all for you!
I've come to see you with my nutrient solution in my arms. Hand over the manuscript depositor quickly! ! !
I have the nutrient solution in hand, can I add more? !