
Everyone Is Knocking Me and the General's CP
所有人都在磕我和将军的cp
by Tao Li (陶厘)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 85k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Xue Chen, the youngest general in the history of Beihang, is invincible and invincible. He is the savior of the people and a god of war. Xue Chen, who had never experienced failure, was blindly confident and made a wrong judgment. As a result, the team he led out was completely wiped out, and he himself fell into trouble and was hunted down by the enemy. The injury was so severe that he fell on the bank of Qiwei River. When I woke up again, everything around me was extremely strange. A beautiful man broke into the closed space and approached him with evil intentions. - He Yangzhou looked at the comic "General" that became popular this year on his mobile phone and the man lying on the hospital bed, and fell into deep thought. He tried to stand aside and ignore the young general who had traveled to reality, but the young general wrapped himself around him like a python. "You save me, and I will be rewarded heavily when I return to the capital." "If you help me, I will definitely have..." "You..." He Yangzhou was too lazy to listen to him painting a cake for him. Since he couldn't get rid of him, he would do his best to help the young general find his "mother". He decisively called his friend and asked him to help find the author of the comic, but the result was that the author was missing. It's not a big problem! The two people got the address of the author's home and went straight there. Just when He Yangzhou thought he was about to be freed, God played a huge joke on him - he was actually pulled into the comic book world along with Xue Chen. What is sadness? This is sadness in capital letters! At this moment, He Yangzhou, whose hands and feet were tied, silently shrank into a corner and shut himself up. Xue Chen was about to comfort him, but in the blink of an eye, the huge man in front of him disappeared out of thin air. There was movement in the messy robe that was left in place, and a furry head poked out, staring at him with wet amber eyes. "Ouch~" Theater 1: He Yangzhou hates night the most in the comics, because at night he will suffer inhuman torture from Xue Chen. "We, Yangzhou, have turned into cute little foxes. Come here and give me a hug." He Yangzhou: "..." Hug your uncle. "It seems that I want you to take the initiative to hug me, okay." Xue Chen stretched out his claws towards He Yangzhou. He Yangzhou had the desire to kill someone. He shouted at Xue Chen in a warning voice, wanting him to get away. But the other party pretended not to understand, so he bent down and picked him up, smoothing his hair: "Good boy, it's time to go to bed. You can stay on the bed tonight." He Yangzhou: "..." Who wants to sleep with you? Let me down. - All the soldiers knew that no one was allowed to enter their general's camp at night, and their general would refuse if they wanted to see He Yangzhou. "General, my subordinate's hand is injured and I would like Dr. He to help bandage it." Xue Chen looked at him, "Does he need to do such a small thing? He is not feeling well." "General, I feel like I have a headache. Let Dr. He take a look at it." Xue Chen: "Drink more hot water if you have a headache." "General, my subordinate has diarrhea and wants to..." "If you have diarrhea, go to Gongfang." "..." "General, why don't you let us see Dr. He at night?" All the soldiers were dissatisfied. "He is tired from the general's torment and has already fallen asleep." All the soldiers felt that they had caught something extraordinary, and they started to make a fuss. He Yangzhou: Oh, hey, I'm tired of being touched here and there by him every night. Don't think nonsense! Sky! If Xue Chen hadn't said that others couldn't know that he would turn into a fox, wouldn't he need to be drowned in rumors? It's all rumors! ! ! Theater 2 Since teaching Xue Chen how to chat on his mobile phone, He Yangzhou found that he always used his mobile phone to type on the keyboard. He carried his cell phone with him when he went to the toilet, played with his cell phone while eating, played with his cell phone before going to bed, and still played with his cell phone when he woke up. He Yangzhou finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked him, "What are you so obsessed with gesturing at on your cell phone all day?" Xue Chen thought for a while and decided to tell him, "There is someone who has been showing kindness to me recently. I suspect she has ulterior motives." He Yangzhou looked at Xue Chen from head to toe. He didn't know what else he had besides a skin that could make people have ulterior motives towards him. Okay, he also has good martial arts skills. Xue Chen sat up obediently, "So I planned to use a trick, but just now she asked me to be his boyfriend, Yangzhou, what does boyfriend mean?" He Yangzhou decided to tell him tactfully, "I'm just a good male friend." Xue Chen nodded and said coldly, "I understand." So General Xue turned around and sent a message back to the girl. Xue Chen: I already have a boyfriend. Please stop thinking about things you shouldn't think about. Seeing the message sent by Xue Chen, He Yangzhou almost spit out the fish soup he just drank, "..." The girl replied quickly, asked a lot of questions, and finally asked when the two of them would get married. Xue Chen didn't know what marriage meant, but he guessed it was a good thing, so he didn't ask He Yangzhou and replied seriously: We will get married soon. He Yangzhou:? Purpose: Protecting animals is everyone's responsibility