Main attack! A weak attack is also an attack!
Qu Qingrong passed through the Qianyuan Dynasty and was about to be sent to the north for marriage in a few days.
She didn't want to die, so she knelt in front of the eldest princess Gu Cuiyun and begged her for help.
Gu Cuiyun glanced at her and said four words: "Go back and wait."
The next day the imperial edict came: the eldest princess wanted her to be her son-in-law.
The whole capital was blown up, and so was Qu Qingrong - she was a loser who couldn't even release pheromones, so what use did the eldest princess have to her?
But it doesn't matter if you don't understand, survival is important. Qu Qingrong began her "pleasant career". He poured tea and water and stood waiting timidly. Gu Cuiyun was criticizing the book, and she was grinding her ink without daring to express her anger. Gu Cuiyun returned home late, so she waited at the gate with a lantern, and her legs were numb from standing until midnight.
"There's no need to be so flattering, you and I have nothing to do with each other." Gu Cuiyun said coldly and refused.
Qu Qingrong smiled apologetically: "It should, it should." What he was thinking in his heart was: If you don't serve me well, what if you regret it?
Until that day, Qu Qingrong accidentally broke into Gu Cuiyun's secret room.
The densely packed portraits on the wall are all of her
Qu Qingrong was stunned. At this moment, the door behind him was pushed open, and a woman's paranoid voice fell behind his ears.
"You actually discovered me..." Gu Cuiyun's voice came from behind, slowly and slowly, like a dull knife slowly cutting through the air, "Then I don't have to hide anymore."
Later, Qu Qingrong realized that everything she thought was Gu Cuiyun's plan, a trap to devour her.
She wanted to escape, so she packed her bags overnight and left the palace gate. Then, the imperial guards surrounded the palace.
The arrogant eldest princess had fire burning in her eyes as cold as winter.
"You can't run away." When Gu Cuiyun said this, he was putting a jade bracelet on Qu Qingrong.
Qu Qingrong looked down at the bracelet and muttered: "So, what do I mean by trying to please you these days?"
Gu Cuiyun thought for a while: "Cute."
Qu Qingrong blushed: "... Shut up. "
The bracelet was very cold, but the fingertips of the hand against her skin were hot. Qu Qingrong's breathing suddenly became chaotic. The cold cedar fragrance pressed down overwhelmingly, as if it was trying to wrap her whole body tightly.
The hand holding the jade bracelet was gently turned over, the fingers intertwined, and Gu Cuiyun's thumb slowly drew a circle on her palm.
"Continue to please." Gu Cuiyun's voice sounded like ice and fire, "I like to watch."
Everyone in the capital knew that the eldest princess was extremely fond of the son-in-law who had abandoned Qianyuan.
But no one knows that Fei Qianyuan is thinking every night: How on earth did I get eaten to death by this Kunze?
Pre-receipt: "The Honest Carpenter's Thirty-Six Strategies"
The time-traveling girl woke up and found a baby sleeping in her arms. She was stunned when a woman with bright eyes and thick eyebrows came in with water and smiled silly at her: "Madam, wash your face."
The time-traveling girl looked at the countless patches on her body, looked around the room with drafty walls - and took a deep breath. Make money. Money must be made. No one can stop her from making money.
But she didn't expect that the biggest obstacle was not poverty, but her carpenter wife.
That honest and charming woman got a shabby book from somewhere, and the title of the book was clearly written - "Thirty-six Styles to Seduce Women".
From then on, the style of the family changed drastically. The little carpenter began to practice his fingers, waist, and eyes until his daughter even asked: "Mom, your eyes are cramped?"
The little carpenter blushed and shook his head and continued practicing.
Three months later, my abdominal muscles have grown, my waist has become stronger, and my wife comes home less frequently.
The little carpenter squatted at the door and turned the last page aggrievedly. It read: Play hard to get and let her come back on her own initiative.
She was stunned, and then stood up suddenly - it turns out that the wife didn't want to come back, but was she afraid that she wouldn't want to leave after coming back?
That night when his wife came home, the young carpenter pressed her against the door.
"Lady."
"Huh?"
"I learned all the tricks in the book."
"... And then what?"
The little carpenter lowered his head, the tips of his ears were red, and his voice was as low as a mosquito's cry: "Do you want... To check and accept it?"
The next day, my wife held her waist and blushed, and returned to the town without stopping.
The little carpenter chased him to the door and shouted: "Will you come back tomorrow?"
A word came from afar: "Go back!"
Later, the neighbor asked the young carpenter: "Why does your wife always run out?"
The little carpenter thought for a while and blushed to the root of his neck: "She's afraid of coming back... So she can't leave."
Neighbor:? ? ?
Later, the whole village knew that the honest carpenter from Qiaodong had eaten her to death, a woman who was obsessed with making money.
But the little carpenter knew that she was the one who was eaten to death.
Purpose: Loving others is like growing flowers