First of all, I traveled through time, and secondly, my current biological father is Batman. Finally, Cammy told me that if I really can't accept this bloody setting, I can just treat him as my father, and forget about his bad Batman identity, because we have been father and daughter for several lifetimes, and there is no need to get along with each other fearfully as strangers.
Me: "My dear, if you say that, I will believe it."
Lord God: "It's for sure which one of us will follow which one? I'll be the witness when you swear that you will still be your parents' children in the next life. You can go boldly. Even if he has been reincarnated as a new person, he still won't be able to escape your curse——"
After flying out the eyeless god, I packed up my luggage and ran to Gotham with peace of mind. I didn't really care whether it was my father's or not. I was mainly curious about what it was like to be a bat cub.
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Bruce's eyelids have been twitching recently. He thought he was just suffering from eyelid muscle spasm caused by not getting enough rest, but it turns out that people still have to believe in metaphysics sometimes.
"You mean," he felt that his brain might not be able to turn around because he stayed up late for a long time. He held up the report sheet in his hand in a daze, "I have another child? Or is it biological?"
Lucius: "She is a ten-year-old girl who grew up in an orphanage. I heard she has a good personality. Do you want to take her back and raise her?"
"... Take it."
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Also known as "My daughter refuses to hate the sea, the bitterness of nature, the deep hatred literature", "Can stubbornness be genetically inherited, right?" "It's more like a Wayne cub than a bat cub", "I love you but I am also really rebellious"
He is a very well-behaved, cute, sweet and warm-hearted little cotton-padded jacket, but he is a stubborn and rebellious boy inherited from his ancestors. Click to see that Mr. Wayne seems to have used all his strength to be laughed at by his own child.
Hostess: So have I occupied Damian's ecological niche?
Kami:...? Damian is not as irritating as you. Damian will cooperate after recognizing the strength and truth of others. Even if you admit that others are right, you still jump up and hit others on the knee——
Female lead (claps her hands): Got it, I'm unique.
Kami (flying back after being beaten away): ... Okay, as long as you are happy.
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Attributes of this article: silly, relaxed, brainless, cheerful, don't want to use your brain anymore, purely funny literature, relaxing work
Kami is the transliteration of the Japanese god. A god is assigned to serve as a chat servant and a golden finger of the deus ex machina when encountering problems. It is equivalent to the heroine's invincible hook.
Motto: Relax, the world loves you