The tape pre-collection of "I Knock!"
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Fang Wenli, the second son of the Minister of Rites' family, was the mainstay among the dandy boys, until he found out that he was the cannon fodder villain in the storybook whose family was ruined.
Fang Wenli:...?
It must be all because he's not bad enough!
So Fang Wenli decided to go even harder and compete with the villains in the storybook who were extremely bad but could live a lifetime of glory.
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In Guozixue, the erudite but perverse Zhuang Yuanlang held a ruler and deliberately asked the unlearned Fang Wenli to answer questions.
Fang Wenli looked at him sideways: "Sir, if you have this free time, you might as well read more about laws and etiquette. Manipulating the imperial examination will lead to beheading."
Number One Scholar:?
In the hunting ground, the accomplished but cruel Major General rode a tall horse and stood in front of Fang Wenli to bully him for his poor riding and shooting skills.
Fang Wenli scoffed: "When a general is practicing martial arts, he might as well pay more attention to the lieutenants around him. If he is betrayed and breaks his leg, it will be difficult to go into battle to kill the enemy."
Major General: ...
At the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet, the third prince, who was frail but ruthless, had a point in his words and mocked Fang Wenli for being stupid, ignorant and rude.
Fang Wenli sneered: "Of course I am not as capable as His Highness, and I can still plan to ride His Highness like a horse in the future."
Third Prince:!
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The competition of skills was going smoothly, but the way the three of them looked at Fang Wenli seemed to be getting more and more wrong.
The No. 1 Scholar: "I looked through the laws and etiquette, and they all told me to hold on to you."
Major General: "I practice my riding and shooting skills day by day, just to catch up with you one day."
Third Prince: "My abilities are far inferior to yours, and now I am willing to ride on you as a horse."
Fang Wenli:...?
But this seems not enough.
Until a palace banquet, the three of them saw the famous young genius in the capital pulling Fang Wenli to a corner, with a perfect smile on his face, and coaxing him in a gentle voice: "If you want to become the most powerful villain in the world, the most important thing is to follow me in these four words."
——"Secret passage song."
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Later, Fang Wenli was held against the door with his feet dangling in the air.
Outside the door were the voices of the villains shouting at each other.
The man in front of him chuckled, raised his head, and rubbed the tip of his nose: "Master Villain, I've been waiting for so long, when are you going to bully me?"
Gray cut, white stupid subject × black cut, more sinister and scheming attack
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1. Thousands of people love Shura Field, but it's 1v1, and it's not a fast-paced novel.
2. The protagonist is an idiot and the author is a local dog. Children who don't like reading should beware.
3. Make up an imaginary dynasty. Everything is set to serve the plot. Do not bring any real history into it.
4. Anyway, I hope the babies will enjoy reading the article.
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Pre-collection of "I Knock!"
Lan Xu first met Xiang Chiyu at a music festival performance.
The drummer of the band was temporarily unavailable that day, so he asked a close friend to take the stage for him.
After the performance, Xiang Chiyu looked at the bass in Lan Xu's hand and was silent for a long time. The first thing he said was: Did you play just now?
Lan Xu:?
A month later, the original drummer of the band quit for some reason, and Xiang Chiyu joined the band as the new drummer.
After the first ensemble ended, I received warm greetings from my teammates——
"Did you knock just now?"
The vengeful bassist in the group had a cold voice and a nonchalant expression.
Xiang Zhiyu:......
If your ears are bad, get them treated!
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Later, at the celebration banquet after the band's last tour, Xiang Chiyu pulled Lan Xu to a deserted corner.
In the darkness, Lan Xu could hear the deliberate gasping from Xiang Zhiyu's mouth.
The voice of his teammates came from the banquet hall a few steps away. Lan Xu was kissed lightly on the tip of his ear, and then Xiang Zhiyu's smiling voice rang in his ears.
——"Do you hear it now?"
Intention: Seeing good is like falling short, seeing bad is like exploring the soup