Weird Powers and Chaotic Gods·the Weird Tales of Xiaohuaizhuang
怪力乱神·小槐庄怪谭
by Bola Xiaomi (啵啦小米)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 35k Words
- Genre
- Baihe (GL)
- Era
- Ancient Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVTop-Lead (Gong)
- Age18+
- Ancient Fantasy
- City Life
- Episodic
- Strange Story
- Supernatural
Synopsis
Guiniang, a village girl who could not read a single word, served her parents until she was twenty years old, and then she was hastily married to the county town of Xiaohuaizhuang. Within half a year, she was promoted to a widow. As the saying goes, a widow has a lot of trouble at her door. In order to frighten the nefarious men who always come to her house and kick in the door, Gui Niang, who has been diligent and thrifty for half her life, has to use some tricks to pretend to be a ghost. Unexpectedly, because of these visions, she becomes a candidate for the county's chastity arch, and it is even rumored by the neighbors that she, a miserable widow, is about to take action. Opportunities for side hustle often come unexpectedly like this. Gui Niang, who has always been bold, joined the local Chuma Fairy Hall half-heartedly and began to work as a quasi Chuma Fairy to provide medical care to the young girls and wives in the neighborhood in her spare time. She gradually discovered that the strange powers and chaos that she thought were scams in the past might not all be deceitful. And a taciturn and frail girl who recently moved into the neighboring courtyard opened the door to a bizarre world of gods and ghosts to her... ———————————— As soon as Hu Qimei was born, she was considered to be the most orthodox fox in the family. It's a pity that she was a socially lazy fox who was forced by her relatives and had to embark on a road of no return to obtain the immortal status. Finally, after failing the seventh exam, Hu Qimei exiled herself to a remote village called Xiaohuaizhuang. She was nominally going to apply for the grassroots immortal official exam at the Chenghuang Temple next year, but in reality she lived a decadent life of sleeping during the day and pretending to study hard at night. She accidentally discovered that the little widow who lived next door was a swindling fake horse fairy with excellent cooking skills. In order to provide three meals a day, Hu Qimei became the guidance fox fairy of the widow Guiniang. I thought I could reduce the dimensionality of these ordinary people's petty quarrels, but I didn't expect that there are many outstanding people in Xiaohuaizhuang, and Hu Qimei, a little fox fairy, finally went from being close to the people to understanding the people, and then to being afraid of the people after years of hard work and failure in the grassroots examination... ———————————— >After my husband dies, there's never enough body left to hide. Great Immortal, what should I do? >Hello, I am the little boy across the street from your house. In fact, I am not dead, and I have become a general. I am in urgent need of free labor to dig trenches for me. Come quickly to the south-facing branch of the big banyan tree in the back mountain. When I win this battle, I will make you emperor. >Ding. The Taoist priests from Baiyue Temple from outside have sent you an invitation to a mountain banquet. Please choose whether to accept it. >Since I have learned this magical art of telling the truth, I have served the county and the people everywhere, and I deserve to be respected by the people. Why do you think they are so ignorant and all of them are afraid of me? ……………… A strong-hearted widow who talks about people and ghosts × A socially fearful rookie who is not good at magic and has weak willpower. She taught her how to read and write poems, and she took her around to commit suicide. The two warriors supported each other and survived each strange story in their adventures. ……………… You always say that you are Gui Niang, then who is Gui Niang? After Magistrate Sun finished speaking, he got into the cocoon where the moth emerged. This is also a story of finding yourself. ———————————— A unit article with no obvious main line. Each unit is a short weird story, with a somewhat unconventional and casual style, because the goal of this book is to practice telling stories quickly and concisely. Purpose: Find yourself