Lu Yunkai is one of the systems of the Space and Time Bureau. Because the program is aging and its functions are single, he retired at a young age.
The Lord God asked him what kind of life he wanted to live after retirement.
He said he wanted to live a life without worries about food and clothing.
Then he wore it.
World 1
He was an abandoned son of a wealthy family. He was kicked out of the family by his biological father. He went to the capital alone and spent all his savings. But it didn't matter, his boyfriend was the prince of Beijing.
World 2
He was born with a disability, was abandoned by his biological parents, and had to rely on others, but it didn't matter, his boyfriend was a top transcendent.
World 3
He is a poor student with excellent academic performance. Both his parents are dead and his family is destitute. He can hardly afford to eat, but it doesn't matter. His boyfriend is a noble son of a wealthy family.
World 4
He is a dodder in the apocalypse, weak and unable to take care of himself. He can only survive by clinging to a big tree, but it doesn't matter, his boyfriend is the most powerful person in combat.
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Lu Yunkai: "Isn't this just eating soft food?"
System: "Yes! Having no worries about food and clothing is commonly known as a life of eating soft rice."
Lu Yunkai: "..."
It is impossible to eat soft rice. It is impossible to eat soft rice in this life. Only by relying on one's own efforts can one maintain his life.
The result...
The operation was as fierce as a tiger, and the balance was only 25 cents.
Lu Yunkai: "... Is the meal I want to serve considered soft rice?"
System: "It doesn't count, it's just asking for food."
Lu Yunkai: "Okay."
Reading Guide
Strong and powerful, mutual favor between attack and reception, not suitable for extreme attack/controlled reading.
Column preview article "I Can't Be a Love Brain [Quick Travel]" Please collect it~
Shen An is one of the auditors of the Space-Time Bureau. Because he is too ambitious, he is assigned by the Lord God to save the love-minded protagonist in a collapsing world.
At first, he scorned love and only wanted to pursue a career.
Later, he was held down and fucked by the love-minded protagonist for more than four nights.
Shen An felt like his body was being hollowed out: "..."
No one told him that the protagonist was not only a love brain, but also a combat power ceiling.
Later, he learned to be wise and no longer forced the protagonist to pursue a career. Instead, he reasoned with him and told him that one cannot even give up a career for the sake of love.
The protagonist listened carefully, and then continued to fuck him for more than four nights.
Shen An, who couldn't straighten his waist: "..."
Forget it, if you can't beat it, just join!
A certain crow doesn't understand why Shen An always emphasizes four nights, four nights, five nights, isn't it okay?
Later he found out that it was really not possible to do it for five nights, and he became weak after doing it for five nights.
Shen An: "..."
You can't tell the difference between flat and straight!
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Column pre-collection article "BE Madman Online Revises Script" Please collect it~
Shen Du is a famous novelist who is best at writing group portraits.
The so-called group portrait writing means a group of people at the beginning and a bunch of graves at the end.
He has just finished a work recently, which is about a group of people from all over the world getting together, and then they die, die, die...
That's right, it's a group portrait.
He was very satisfied with this work, until one day he woke up and found that he had traveled into the novel and was bound to a cheating system.
The system told him that if he wanted to survive, he had to rewrite the ending of the protagonist group.
Shen Du had no objection to this, as long as he didn't wear it to the villain's bed.
Shen Du didn't want to talk about what it was like to be forced to have sex with a villain as soon as he entered the book.
He swore that he had never written such a plot.
System: "Capture the thief first. Capture the king first. I can only help you so far."
Shen Du rolled the sheets again: "... Fat!"
Before meeting Shen Du, Yin Feibai felt that he was either white or black as his name suggests. After meeting Shen Du, he discovered that there are many colors in the world besides black and white.
Among these colors, yellow is his favorite.
Irresponsible Little Theater
Shen Du was caught after sneaking out to help the protagonist group: "Listen to my explanation, they are all my sons, biological ones."
Yin Feibai didn't believe it and took off his clothes: "Show me another one."
After three hundred rounds of fighting, Shen Du felt his body was hollowed out: "I can't give birth, really."
Yin Feibai still didn't believe it and changed positions with him: "If you can't do it, just lie down and I will move myself."
If you're a man... Forget it, he's not as strong as him, so just lie down!
Intention: Watch until the clouds open and the moon shines brightly!
Reader comments
It's okay for two people, it's okay for three people, come together, the triangle is the most stable shape (even if it's not love yet, it's still good)
Looking at you with expectant little eyes, hinting wildly, you understand
I will update when I get more readers.
Aa
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
It's great, just like the first gust of spring wind blowing after the long winter. It's warm and refreshing.
It's okay for two people, it's okay for three people, come together, the triangle is the most stable shape (even if it's not love yet, it's still good)
Looking at you with expectant little eyes, hinting wildly, you understand
I will update when I get more readers.
Aa
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
It's great, just like the first gust of spring wind blowing after the long winter. It's warm and refreshing.
It feels pretty good. Why is there no one there?
The heroine is Shi Shi's concubine?