Has the Grumpy Straight Man Not Succeeded Today?

[Exclusively released by Jinjiang Literature City, thank you for supporting the genuine version, your support is the motivation for the author to persevere] The bean-flavored cucumbers are horribly crispy, slugs grow the heads of mice, and the cat's forelimbs turn into sickles like a mantis... Although a long time has passed, humans will never forget the scene where animal and plant mutation events suddenly swept the world. Shock, fear, fear, despair, no, before complete despair, mankind finally saw hope - one ten thousandth of the new population became purifiers, that is, they have the ability to purify mutated animals and plants! At the same time, some humans who do not have this talent have also worked hard to become executioners who can physically kill mutated animals and plants. Fang Qiyan, who has a strong physique and well-developed chest muscles, is one of them. At only twenty-five years old, with a B-level talent, and having passed the fourth-level executioner exam, Fang Qiyan seems to have a promising future. Except for one thing, he has a hidden illness, yes, that's what everyone thinks. *** When he received the news of the generous employment, Fang Qiyan was trying a folk remedy, and unsurprisingly failed again. So, Fang Qiyan, who hurried out without having time to clean up, taunted a random passerby: "What do you think of your eyes? These are my medals as an executioner, do you understand?" Employer Bai Zeyu wearing a black cloak: "..." Therefore, it was strange that Fang Qiyan, who likes to show off, showed off enough later...! Get out of here, this petty guy opposite! Who would have thought that Fang Qiyan would regret it not long after, because... Food guide: Purely fictitious 1V1, double clean [Straight man, handsome, rough man, strong sex × mysophobia, long hair, cool beauty attack] Newly published article "Are gloomy social animals also coveted?" Please add it to your collection (￣ε￣) Zhou Yusheng is a social animal. Wearing a pair of old-fashioned black-framed glasses all day long, his hair is neglected, he has a strong body, and he is taciturn... Combining these characteristics, he has a gloomy and decadent temperament and is always out of place. Until one day, he woke up in the hospital. Bad news: Got into a car accident, lost part of his memory, and his job is in jeopardy Good news: He is not dead, and he happened to be diagnosed with a brain problem. Zhou Yusheng:...... But don't worry, besides the bad news and the good news, there's also— Junior Sunshine who sent him to the hospital said: "Brother, we are so destined, let's become friends... This is already the third time. Brother Sheng, if you don't add us, it will really be unjustifiable..." The arrogant boss who suddenly landed in the air: "Did this person already know my identity, so he threw himself into his arms... Is this employee named Zhou trying to seduce me..." The gentle doctor who treated his brain: "Don't be so formal. After all, this is not the first time we have met... Relax and tell me your situation, no matter what..." Zhou Yusheng suddenly gained several peach blossoms. A peach blossom that is difficult to cut off but can provide him with great help. Therefore, he can only be forced to use these men at the same time, and then find a way to end the relationship when they are no longer needed. After all, these men were willing to do so, and he was receiving help, not these men. But who knows, things are getting worse and worse. When taking a shower, I always feel like there is a pair of eyes staring closely at me from the dark place; After waking up, strange marks often appear on the huge chest muscles; In the subway, my pert buttocks seemed to be touched by an invisible hand... And all this will disappear only when you meet those men... Intention: keep moving forward and find the answer