After Hearing Sakuza's Heartfelt Voice

Weekly update ▎Copywriting After being able to hear Sakuzao's inner voice, I chose to separate from him. It's not because of any bloody plot, it's just that the things in his head are too chaotic and evil. Who can imagine what posture he would want to use in the kitchen as a mysophobic person? It wasn't anyone else, it was me who was being tossed around! Okay... I'm his girlfriend, it's not me who has the problem. But I really couldn't stand it anymore. As soon as I met his eyes, something that I couldn't say here would appear in my mind, causing me to get stuck in my speech too many times. He was even worried that I might have a speech impediment. "Worry about yourself, Mr. Professional player Sakuhaya!" Then again, I can't just tell him, "Can you stop trying to mess with me all the time?" Right? Separation is a bad idea, and secretly separating while he is playing is even worse... How should I avoid my boyfriend? Urgent, waiting online. *** I was blocked by Saku early. To be precise: After the trial, my colleagues and I were not surprised to see Mr. Sakuhaya at the door who should not have been there. Colleague: "Ah~ Is this the blind date you mentioned? It's different from what you said." Sakuzao's heartbeat sounded at the right time: What did you say about me? Me: Please stop talking. Watching my colleague go away, I was about to have a good chat with him when I heard a voice that made my scalp numb: [Can you hear me? ] Without giving me time to think, he moved towards me and held my wrist tightly. Words that were clearer than my heart sounded from my ears: "You can hear me." *** Colleague: You mean you gave Lu Dayo while he was working? Me: Yeah. Colleague: You haven't thought about the consequences, have you? Me: Okay, don't say any more. ———— The professional knowledge involved in this article is derived based on national conditions and AI, so please do not delve into it further. ———— Pre-receipt of the direct train of "Jiaoman NPC: Overbearing Pudding Head Falls in Love with Me" is announced~ ▎Copywriting (titled by my friend) Juri is the protagonist of a farming game. She likes this kind of life very much, but she hates the main control. When the main controller is not in the game, she can chat with the villagers, soak her feet in the stream, and stay in the house to enjoy the coolness... But as soon as the main controller comes online, even the night will be instantly adjusted to daytime, and she will be pulled up from the bed, carried to the field, and put on a farming outfit. Please! This is an idle game! You can't harvest the seedlings just by talking to them! Once again, Juri was forced to change into pajamas. After all, this game was very boring. The only player who could play was Juri. Countless players who had challenged the game were bored and quit the game. She only had to endure it for a few days. The succulents she raised were picked off as gifts and given to villagers with whom she had no friendship, but she tolerated them; She could not bear to have the crops she had worked so hard to grow turned into gifts for others; The chickens that had just come out of the cage were turned into crispy fried chicken with one click, and she couldn't bear it. Juri, who couldn't sleep in the middle of the night: Isn't he sick? ? Farm well, farm well, why do you give gifts every day? She stayed up for a few days. Not to mention the main controller quitting the game, that stinky pudding head even started a live broadcast. Now, Juri not only has to farm every day, but also has to listen to him explain to the live broadcast room audience what gifts each crop can be exchanged for, and the gifts can increase the favorability of her rival... After being shaken out of sleep for the nth time, Juri changed into pajamas and went to work in the fields, listening to the main control bb, and finally couldn't bear it anymore. She threw away the watering can and asked: "Can you let me have a good sleep?" * After NPC Shuli escaped from the game, Puddinghead received a reply from the game company: [Thank you for promoting our tour. The technical department has checked the user data and there is no problem. Shuli's escape may be due to other reasons. Our company will send a special person to handle the matter. Could you please make an appointment to hand it over to Shuli? ] Transfer? Juri? Puddinghead was silent, and Juri sitting on the bed suddenly sat up: "Grind! I want to eat ice cream." As if he had predicted in advance that he would refuse with reasons such as 'not enough pocket money', 'can't eat ice cream in winter', 'eating ice cream will result in being taken away for research', Juri was already sulking. When she turned her head, she saw her master staring at her, that look—— This is clearly his Juri and does not need to be transferred to anyone. Puddinghead narrowed his eyes and silently deleted the email. "Let's go, I'll take you to buy ice cream." —————————— Purpose: The evil forces hidden in darkness will be defeated