I, Willie, was born in a small town on the border of the Empire where criminal activities are endless. But by some bad luck, I saved an amnesiac colonel, and thus got the opportunity to attend the Imperial Military Academy.
I have two roommates, one is Wendy who never looks at me, and the other is poor and harmless Xinlia who often asks me for help.
Wendy looks down on poor low-class people like me. Unfortunately, everyone in the military academy is equal, and a Celestial Dragon like her can only be squeezed into the same dormitory with me.
Whee.
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One day, an accident happened.
I accidentally broke Wendy's sleeping potion.
It's so pitiful that even though I don't like Wendy, I really wouldn't deliberately break her sleeping potion.
What's even more terrifying is that she came back from training at this time, happened to see this scene, and looked at me fiercely.
"I'm sorry Wendy, I will pay for it. Look... Can this thing be used as part of the money?"
I took out my precious, broken ion cannon assembled from various scrap metals (should not be used).
"Okay, I'll go to the kitchen and give you change."
"Wait... Wait a minute! Can't you just use your brain to turn star coins?"
"Oh, I left my brain in the kitchen."
Purpose: Love and Peace