
Shocking, Your CP Is Cheating on the Corpse!
惊,你家cp在恋综诈尸了!
by Invincible Pepper Oil (无敌的花椒油)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 205k Words
- Chapters
- 60
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Full text completed If you are interested, you can check out the pre-released book, "Is it normal to get entangled after being a prostitute with a top prostitute?" The pre-receipt copy is at the bottom, a cookie from the entertainment industry. This is a day worthy of being recorded in the annals of entertainment industry fans. On this day, a pair of ancient CPs cheated. As we all know, actor Shen Xu is particularly famous for three things: Excellent acting skills, romantic nature, and hating Qin Qi. The most direct evidence is that Shen Xu owns an enduring high-rise building in the forum—— [On who is least likely to have a cp fan with Shen Xu in domestic entertainment] Qin Qi's vote count ranks first all year round. However, a few years ago, Qin Qi and Shen Xu's CPs were so powerful that they could be called American emperors. The two of them looked at each other affectionately on the stage today, and they will be in love with each other during their private schedule tomorrow. Unfortunately, the good times did not last long. The real owner died early and the number one fan retreated. What was once a hot hit gradually became the Arctic Circle. The fan girls who are still struggling at the bottom of the pit can only lament that "their ancestors were too rich" every day, and can only pick here and there, trying to find some food to satisfy their hunger with the eyesight of a microscope. …As a result, a small account was released for the main owner to record the daily life of love. In the conference room, Chen Xu looked at the hot searches and was so angry that she laughed. Not to mention a top-notch person who still kept a trumpet account to record daily love affairs after a breakup, and actually had someone pick it out. "Mr. Qin, where is your professional ethics?" However, the problem still needs to be solved. In the midst of the chaos, a romance contract was placed on the table. Then—— The pilot film is launched. Chen Xu: Just take what you need, don't do extra things to impress yourself. Qin Qi: You are overthinking. I just have more professional ethics than others. Audience: Industrial saccharin. During the first recording session. Chen Xu: What do you do when you go to bed at night? Your heart is dead, but your hands will still be around my waist, right? Qin Qi: Let's change the couple's box that I bought with you five years ago before I bring you here. Fans: It's a bit annoying. When they co-produced a two-person magazine, they finally couldn't stand it any longer. Qin Qi complained loudly: You were the one who wanted to break up back then! Chen Xu smiled angrily: Why didn't I receive a notification about such a big event? CP fans: Yes, yes, they fall in love and kill each other like this, it's so right. After the drama ended, the two people, who had not been seen for a long time, were photographed holding hands while shopping. CP fans: That's it? It's too shabby. Next time I film them kissing passionately in the street for half an hour before posting it. Qin Qi: This paparazzi was just discovered. Why are you running so fast? I haven't even had time to get my marriage certificate. ———— 1. Gong and Shou are both clean. Shou's romantic reputation is just a rumor. They were each other's first love. 2. The protagonists have no prototypes, and the plot in the entertainment industry is purely fictitious. Please do not substitute three times. 3. Same-sex marriageable setting 4. The cover is an assembly line product, not exclusive to the author, and is slightly different from the protagonist's character. 5. If you know how to edit the text, the difference between genuine and pirated versions will be huge. Please support the genuine version (bow) ———— The following advance receipt copy: Fake gentleness, true jealousy, pure love, scheming attack x sunny, heartless little golden retriever Bai Yuan was suddenly informed by his manager that he was going to work as a prostitute with Xie Jihan. He looked at Xie Jihan's expressionless but beautiful face, and then at the bloody Weibo Square. The hand typing on the keyboard trembled slightly. Bai Yuan cried and complained to her relatives and friends—— "Help, I don't want to cooperate with that big guy. He looks so fierce!" The relatives and friends were silent for a while, then typed out a few words. "Maybe it's just that I didn't sleep well. Let's see if we get along for a few more days." A few days later, Bai Yuan felt that life with Xie Jihan was really wonderful. He has a lot of taboos, but the box lunches he eats at Xie Jihan's place are always to his liking; His acting skills are not very good, but Xie Jihan can actually get an exclusive small stove; He complained that there was no delicious sugar water near the crew, but Xie Jihan actually brought him a bowl of authentic red bean double-skinned milk in Northwest China the next day. Bai Yuan chewed red beans with a happy face, picked up Xie Jihan's sleeves and said stickyly: "Brother, you are so good, I will follow you forever." What relatives and friends said was indeed true. Xie Jihan was a good man. Xie Jihan saw Bai Yuan exposing his belly to him like a well-raised puppy, and felt that it was time to close the net. The moonlight is just right at this time, suitable for expressing love. Unexpectedly, as soon as he was about to speak, Bai Yuan saw the "relatives and friends" account logged into his computer. Xie Jihan:...... Bai Yuan: ... The brain is down. Five seconds later. Bai Yuan reacted and ran away immediately, ran back to his room and locked the door. Xie Jihan gritted his teeth and chased to the door of Bai Yuan's room, his voice filled with murderous intent. "Open the door! I know you are inside!" "You have the ability, wheat bran, you have the ability to open the door!" Bai Yuan hid in the room and opened the browser with trembling hands to search: What should I do if my colleague pretends to be my relative and friend and now wants to confess to me? ! Waiting online, it's really urgent! ! ! Purpose: Love others, love yourself, and save each other



Ah, so I thought Wei Yuan was gone. Are you going to guard the border?
I still want to say that I was initially attracted by the emotional and three-dimensional characters of the two people. Teacher Shen's personal experience shaped his final character, but Teacher Qin stayed with him with his youthful boldness and unwillingness to admit defeat, allowing him to temporarily escape from the nightmare. The separation five years ago became a shackles for the two of them. Teacher Shen just blocked himself until the person who got the rope with the key asked him to give him the key again and open himself. I originally read it based on the theme of the entertainment industry (because I like it?), But in fact the internal structure of this novel is quite simple, or it may be limited by the entertainment industry theme on the market today. It is single-minded, and it blindly pursues relationships with wealthy families or other things. Since it is the entertainment industry, you should not just pursue his or their identity. I want to say, can there be a representation of them in their own works, so that they are not just in love (yes, I have a career approval) But it takes a lot of courage to start your first book, and I think it's pretty good! Everyone needs to polish up, so keep working hard in the future, and don't let your body collapse. It's unbearable to see capable people lose their health like this [Cat's Claw] [Good Luck Lotus] Finish scattering flowers[cat's claw][cat's claw]
Throw flowers! [Spread flowers][Spread flowers] I really like this article, such a lively and cute little couple [laughing]
Ahhhhhh! ! Nice! !
Woooooooooooo claws! Great!
Congratulations on the completion! I want to be the first to celebrate!
The text is over. Sprinkle flowers??? I like the setting very much^-^ Looking forward to the extra chapter
Can I have a date with Daimaru? ()
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Ahhhhhhhhhh [spreading flowers] looks good
Ahhhhhhhhh sweet! ! Nice! !
There is a period of time that I can't see [heartbroken] big [make me healthy]