
My Boyfriend Doesn't Seem to Be a God
男友貌似不是神
by Shen Qimian (沈七眠)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 230k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
The Cold Young Man × The Gentle Pseudo-god Year Attack Wenxu (receiving) × Wubieye (attacking) When he was seventeen years old, his uncle divorced and his two children moved with his aunt. In order to comfort the lonely old man, Wen Xu, who was so idle during the summer vacation, was sent to his hometown by his biological mother. In the bathroom late at night, Wen Xu always felt like someone was peeping at him secretly, like a lurking poisonous snake, greedily coveting its prey. When he looked out through the window, there was only darkness. Extremely weird... However, there was more than one thing that was unusual. At midnight, the young man's face was red and covered with sweat. He looked ferocious, as if he was being pressed into bed by a ghost. He could not think clearly and could not move. The cold and biting touch gently crossed his chest, waist, and finally disappeared into the darkness. "Well..." Seemingly in pain and addiction, the young man involuntarily opened his lips and breathed heavily. A faint voice came into my ears with a hint of smile: "Baby, if you accept my betrothal gift and sign my marriage contract, you will be mine." —— Wubieye stayed in the mountains for hundreds of years. At first he couldn't leave, but later he didn't want to leave. He stood in the dark night without any care, looking down at everything in the world indifferently, but his heart was full of emptiness and loneliness. Until one day... "Wow--beautiful Snake!" The five or six-year-old child is exquisitely carved, but unfortunately there are a few gray and black marks on his face, which ruins the beauty, but he is still good-looking. The black snake spit out the letter nonchalantly, and glanced lazily at the little kids with its big golden eyes. Its inorganic beast eyes stayed on the child in the front for a second... Huh? Something was wrong, I took another look... And another look... The slender and well-proportioned snake head slowly lifted up, coiled coldly on the statue, and stared at the child with the head for a long time. Ha—— It turns out that God has opened his eyes~ After hundreds of years, he finally waited for his moon. —— Later, I went to college. The senior who has a crush on Wen Xu secretly asked the person involved about the recent rumors on the forum: "I heard that your partner is Wu Beiye?" "Yeah, yes." Wen Xu admitted generously. The senior sister's eyes lit up and she looked at Wen Xu strangely, with a wicked smile on her lips: "Wow~ Junior is so happy~" "?" The calm Wen Xu and the faded senior looked at the senior with question marks on their faces. "Hehe~" The senior looked around and whispered: "You can tell by the name, Wubieye, Dabieye, the student's target must be big and wild! Hehe~" "..." Ah... This... And that night, Wen Xu personally experienced what it means to be "big and wild"... In the evening of the next day, Wen Xu slowly opened his sour and swollen eyes, looking at the red sky by the window with tears in his eyes. Wubieye... Really deserves its reputation. Reading Guide [Lightning Protection]: 1. Slight fear, 40% fear ~ 2. In addition: the university part of the copy is placed in the extra chapter, at the end~ 3. Daily sweet articles, ordinary anecdotes, I have written them all as I thought, so I will post them~ If there are typos or sentences, please point them out~ 4. The full text has been saved, so feel free to enter the pit 5. Inspiration comes from: Dabieye~hahaha~just expand a cookie so hard 6. To be supplemented~ ——The following is a pre-received article, please save it ~ something very important to me~ —— "The Social Beast Beauty Quits" Modern Horror Fast Travel Story [The Society Beast Shows Me to Death × Crazy Beauty Attacks] The resentful social animal beauty is attacked by a half-dead unknown creature Xie Lan worked hard day and night and was successfully promoted from 996 to 007. Well... The salary did not increase. His immediate superior patted him on the shoulder and said sincerely: "It is a critical stage for the company these days. Please keep at it, Xiao Xie." Xie Lan smiled while thinking, "Whoever wants to do this crappy job can do it!" I arrived home at ten o'clock in the morning again, and after a 'ding' sound, the elevator door opened. What you see is not a familiar apartment corridor, but a strange and bright office building lobby... The sound of 'pop' was the sound of Xie Lan's heart breaking. Good guy! 007 Directly becomes 000? ? ? * In the quiet and solemn office area, the handsome and charming boss leaned over quietly from behind, his smiling voice mixed with countless malice: "My dear little mother... You have to work hard~ otherwise..." The words were followed by low, hoarse, weird laughter. Xie Lan, who still had dark circles on his face, clenched the mouse expressionlessly and sneered in his heart: I'll fuck you ¥%...& Han Mei didn't know how long he had been in this strange world. He had experienced so much that time seemed to have become a faded noun. Until one day, a familiar face appeared in the familiar copy, and Han Mei smiled. Long time no see~my dear little brother~ * In one copy, Xie Lan met his college roommate by chance. As soon as the other party saw Han Mei beside him, he blurted out: "This guy looks like your first love!" Xie Lan was expressionless and had fish eyes: "..." A hand came up from behind, and a sticky and deep voice sounded in his ears: "Huh? Wan Wan Leiqing?" Han Mei curled his lips and smiled, but there was no smile in his eyes. Xie Lan twitched the corner of his mouth, and after a while he uttered one word: "Get out." ——! ! ! Pre-collection next door, beg to collect it! ! ! —— "The Social Beast Beauty Quits" Modern Horror Fast Time Travel Article [The Social Beast Shows Up × The Crazy Beauty Attacks] "Xiao Ming is not a coward" Modern fantasy and beauty [The timid society is afraid of being broken × Shou looks gentle and gentle, but in reality he is dressed like a beast] "Your Majesty! Please pay attention to your personality! Through the ancient books [Smiling Fox Emperor VS Optimistic Sweet Bean Shark] Intention: Break out of the cocoon and become a butterfly, becoming the best version of yourself




