I Don't Want to Fall in Love with a Straight Man at First Sight

[The copy of the next copy of "The Diary of the American Emperor's Bamboo Horse's Remarriage [E-Sports]" is at the bottom, please accept~] Xu Tongzhang is very good at pretending to be good. He had a haircut, never disobeyed his parents, and had been the number one for more than ten years. He thought he would keep pretending like this. Until I met Wen Xu. Xu Tongzhang also didn't like love at first sight, or relationships that only looked at faces without talking about personal opinions. He even thought that he would never fall in love with anyone in his life. Until I met Wen Xu. He looked at Wen Xu, who could always see through his disguise at a glance, held back his bad temper, talked a lot but didn't like to talk a lot, but had a good appearance, good figure, and an extremely good temper, and had to accept his fate. Time and time again, Xu Tongzhang fell in love with Wen Xu at first sight. But the other person is a straight man who wants to get married and have children. - In his senior year of high school, Wen Xu met Xu Tongzhang for the first time. The other person's hairstyle makes him very well-behaved and cute, but he always does inappropriate things, skipping classes, climbing over walls, fighting, and engaging in homosexuality. From the third year of high school to the third year of college, Wen Xu watched Xu Tongzhang with cold eyes as he went his own way. Every time they met, he was always irritating. As time went by, no one was willing to talk to the other person. Until late one night, a contact he had never thought of called him. "Hey, um... Do you have time to come to the police station?" After a long time, Wen Xu truly got to know Xu Tongzhang from the inside out. He has broad shoulders and a narrow waist, and his muscles developed from years of fitness are just right. It was just right to be able to hold both of Xu Tongzhang's wrists with one hand. When Xu Tongzhang is pressed under him, his figure can be completely covered, and it is also just right to covet the other person's red face and neck. Small theater: After getting busier and busier at work, the two finally had time to go on a date. As a result, Xu Tongzhang slept until noon. He opened his eyes and glanced at Wen Xu beside him guiltily, "Is it still too late?" Wen Xu glanced at him lightly, "It's too late." Xu Tongzhang was about to ask what to do when Wen Xu kissed him. While breathing, he heard Wen Xu say that he was doing something else. Last night, his waist hurt again due to excessive exertion. Xu Tongzhang refrained from responding and complained: "Didn't you say that you are a straight man and want to get married and have children?" Wen Xu smiled, but the meaning was unclear, "What should I do? How about you help me." PS 1. Xu Tongzhang-Shou (well-behaved is pretended and natural) VS Wen Xu-Gong (straight men can be straight, but it doesn't say they can't be curved) 2. A subtle sense of conjugated daddy 3. 1V1 double arrow lock, three years older 4. A purely sweet article with no logic and almost no campus content, Shuangjie — The copy of "Notes of the American Emperor's Bamboo Horse Remarrying [E-Sports]" is below. Please accept it~ FK. Swan and WTG. Flow, as e-sports players of Shanhaizhizhi Game, have millions of CP fans with their gorgeous operations, outstanding appearance and the relationship they have grown up with since childhood. CP fans came in droves during their peak years, and then disappeared in public as they stopped interacting with each other. Until a transfer period, the melon article "Swan starts, Flow transfers to FK" suddenly exploded among all CP fans, and the entry with the CP name rushed to the top of the hot search. The half-retired CP fans were busy posting entries while urging everyone not to mention this matter in front of the two of them. When Swan was live broadcasting that night, he took the time to interact with the barrages rolling in front of him while operating, but found that things seemed out of control. "Congratulations to our four-time champion AD for returning to the starting lineup!" "Be sure to pay attention to hand safety and remember to receive physical therapy on time." These can be answered. There are also some barrages that I am a little curious about, such as: "What are your plans for the new season? Do you have any plans to have a brotherly e-sports game where you play AD and I fight?" "You are my only connection, how about you reveal a little bit about the lineup for the summer split?" Fans of Wei and CP were bragging wildly, trying to cover up these barrages, but Lezi people were not afraid and fired directly: "I heard that the new rival is a brother who is one year younger than you?" "I heard that he won four runner-ups and one championship?" "I heard that it was the one who entered the youth training with you, started on both front and back, and just won the championship against Flow?" Just as Swan was about to refuse such questions, a hand broke into the camera and shook it up and down. After a short laugh, a familiar voice sounded, very bright, "Hello everyone, I am FK. Flow. It is an honor to fight alongside Captain Swan." The next second, the screen in the live broadcast room went black. Since then, CP fans have straightened their backs and raised the banner on the Internet, "The American emperor proposes to remarry! Flow pursues bravely, not only your butt, but also us!" Flow is indeed brave, unscrupulous, and speaks wildly: "Brother, you know, I have followed you since I was a child." "Yes, we have children, more than one." Intention: Confidence, self-love, and self-improvement, and never lack the courage to start over.