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It is difficult to protect happiness, but it only takes a moment to destroy it.
By accident, I saw my best friend's husband having a tryst with someone while she was pregnant.
Probably as retribution for my insistence on destroying other people's marriages, not long after, my husband's girlfriend came to negotiate with me - she was pregnant.
A lot happened that year.
The most important thing is that I am divorced.
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