It Would Be a Shame If You Leave the Matter to Me.

Female protagonist abstract external consumption type "Welcome to the new world. Your role this time is: the heroine who practices immortality in ancient times and saves the world. You don't get angry when bitches call you. You convert enemies when they kill you. When danger comes, you rush to the front. The hero, two men, three men, all love you. You don't care about them all. You only care about the common people. You sacrifice your life to save the world!" ? ? ? ? What the hell? This kind of Bodhisattva heroine...? Me? I am a professional cannon fodder in a bookstore who only seeks death and gets into trouble. I was also named the Abstract Holy Body of the Year because I was too "excellent"! Something bad happened, the script was wrong! —— Anecdotes about the world of cultivating immortals A strange thing happened in the Xuanyuan family. Fairy Yun Qiao who lives here seems to have changed her person for some reason. It would be okay if it were a small change, but this... I saw the fairy, who usually wore beautiful clothes, casually put her hair back and walked out, waving her hands and gnawing tomatoes. Her eyes lit up when she heard the disciples discussing gossip. The next second, people had joined in, talking back and forth, saliva flying, and extremely excited. Not only that, I heard from the disciples who were out on missions that the Fairy could no longer use the ring tone bell that she was good at. She just kept getting bigger and used it as a hammer. She also stopped practicing the swordsmanship that she usually likes to study most. She only studied weird spells, such as how to shoot the sun. Does shooting at the sun help in combat? "Today is another good day!" I saw the person who had finished chatting and gossiping suddenly let out a rough roar while walking, and then flew away on a quacking duck. Reading guide: This is not a story about a heroine, it is not a drama, it is completely nonsensical and a piece of free-spirited work. There are a lot of private settings, I'm sorry to the sophisticated party: Copywriting retention 2026.8.19 Intention: Have a fair heart